a school full of battymen who think they are the shit when really they enjoy being unregistered sex offenders who try to fuck anything within a 5 metre radius. they all smell of their friends batty creases because they do each other at lunch in the stinkiest toilets. the school is run by a cult of bald white men who all do or look like they do either cigarettes or the kids in their classes. half of them are trying to raise finance for the school by becoming a mid soundcloud rapper who is failing foundation maths.
Person 1: "Did you hear about the guy nonced a 10 year old?"
Person 2: "He went to john fisher so not really surprised."
Person 2: "He went to john fisher so not really surprised."
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AN 8TH GRADER WHO IS OVER SIX FEET TALL, IS NICKNAMED THE SHARP SHOOTER FOR HIS BALLING SKILLS, HEIS QUADRUPLE JOINTED IN HIS FINDERS, HENSE I PREDICT THAT HE WILL RANK #1 FINGER BANGER IN LOS ANGELES COUNTY. - THE VERY SIGHT OF HIS HANDS HAVE GIRLS ORGASMIC. ALMOST AS HANDSOME AS HIS DAD
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Get the Trevor Fisher mug.This is a cracka who will try to cop a spurt of cologne any chance he gets. Falls to peer pressure and FOMO. Farts in public whenever he can, but still pulls.
Gavin Fisher: Hey Trey, I brought the football with me if you want me to drop it off
Trey: Nah, I'm good man I don't need it.
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