Facebook Cuck

When a man’s wife looks at another man’s Facebook profile, diddles herself, and makes her husband jack off while she diddles herself.

Bryan is a Facebook Cuck when his wife diddles herself to Brian’s Facebook profile picture and makes Bryans jerk off.

by Ron Don April 4, 2023

Facebook suiticide

When one wears a suit/outfit to an event and the pictures are posted on facebook, which subsequently limits the use of the suit for the following events to come.

yeah, don't tag me on facebook because I need to wear it for sukhdeep's wedding next month and I don't want to commit facebook suiticide.

by Dragonmd2010 June 2, 2011

facebook leg

The act of sitting on the toilet on Facebook for so long that your legs fall asleep.

Dude that Facebook leg makes me walk like a new born deer.

by Slick2500 July 23, 2016

Facebook Spelunking

The act of commenting on or liking posts, comments or photos from two or more years ago.

Why is this photo from 2009 in my feed? Oh, he must have been Facebook spelunking.

by jubjubmacrub May 22, 2013

Facebook Member

A facebook member is a seriously egotistically demented individual. By vainly subjugating themselves into flauntingly show off their status quo of a life in a form made easy called facebook social media.

Example.. Facebook enables members to upload and show vast amounts of members meaningless personal information about their lives. Such as.. pet names, places they been, places they will go, or never will. They will display what their house looks like, where they live, what their birthday is, who their friends are and who isn't. Its almost mind numbing how many people freely and willing update themselves for big brother, corporate entity's, foreign governments, u.s. government, private interest groups, oh and can't forget about Hackers the ability to monitor and control their daily lives. There is currently 1 billion active facebook members world wide as of august 2012.. that's the power of personal information.

by T y l e r D u r d e n July 23, 2012

Facebook Marketplace

The only place where you can buy a luxurious mansion with 6 bedrooms for only $44.
Or they can take the opposite approach and charge $22,000 for a Twinkie.

I spent $300 on Facebook Marketplace and those 4 private jets are coming tomorrow.

by Deadboydoor517 April 22, 2023

Facebook meteorologist

An idiot who thinks that everyone else doesn't already know that it's pouring outside. We all have at least seven of these self-proclaimed storm chasers in our Friends List.

Facebook meteorologist: OMFG SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE txt me lol(:
Commenter: Way to go, Captain Obvious. I had no fucking clue.

by Xile-Lord August 17, 2011