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Eat my tears

They act of asking someone to eat your tears out of sadness or anger out of what they did in order to let them know how salty you feel.
It's not my fault you're so apathetic and entitled that you didn't vote and now we have this douchebag president. Eat my tears asshole.
by J-ber November 1, 2017
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eat the nasty stuff

eat it! it’s poop, it’s shit, just please eat the nasty stuff.
drew: “hey ryan! please could you do a favour?”

ryan: “of course bud! what?”

drew: “EAT THE NASTY STUFF!! you cheated with my girlfriend get f*cked!”
by ieatcheetoss December 29, 2020
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eat ass month

All of November men and women way ass till they die
by Ass eater and beater October 16, 2019
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Shit eating beast

Any animal, monster, or thing that disgusts you upon seeing it
Girl: Did i miss anything in the movie? Man: Just a couple shit eating beasts
by Dick Sledge August 21, 2017
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shit eating cunt

A large , unhealthy individual who usually shows physical signs of poor lifestyle choices, outwardly aggressive in tone and manner and generally unsympathetic to the needs of others
That shit eating cunt just drove over that child’s dog and laughed about it, whilst on their way home from the takeaway restaurant
by Mrs Pussywillow November 25, 2021
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Go eat paper

This means that when someone tries to shut up someone, they tell that person to eat paper, and it would give them paper cuts in their esophagus
“Oh, Go eat paper for all I care.” - Geo, Roblox: The Animated Series | S1 E3 | Energy Wings
by epicnesstelevision October 10, 2021
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I eat weetabix

When you are giving someone a good rimming and they do a tiny constipated poo that you accidentally eat
I eat weetabix I love it when it’s good and hard
by Cereal poster April 18, 2019
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