Crack koky

Someone who never pays for their own crack

I dont hang out with judy cause she’s so crack koky

by uwuaca December 19, 2021

Crack a stiffy

Crack a stiffy

The process where ones penis changes state from being flaccid to being erect.

Commonly used in Australia

Also know as crack a fat

Scene: At the local swimming carnival, Peter has just one the 100m freestyle event. Elated, he leaps from the pool in his DTs (dick togs) but clearly he has an erection.

Mary:- OMG whats going on with the front of Peters togs?
Sarah:- Der Mary, ever heard the term crack a stiffy!

by REDDORDOP April 20, 2017

Wiki-crack

The term used to define hours spent browsing through links from one page to the next on Wikipedia. Lifetimes are spent this way.

What's Tom been doing the last few hours? Oh, he's been on Wiki-crack, can't get him off it.

by rmcc128 January 15, 2011

Crack Monkey

A person that exceeds idiotness. Someone that thinks you're oblivious and stupid when they are actually dumb as a box of rocks that have been stuck in a blender then tossed in the toilet then took out then incenerated.

Gosh, Dylans a crack monkey. He likes to grunt and moan at random times then criticises you for telling him to shut up.

by King LaQuifa November 12, 2019

liquid crack

a delicious cup of coffee

"That is a fine brew. This is liquid crack. This is a mug full of sunshine." -Dr. Cox, "Scrubs"

by Re(wind) April 5, 2007

crystal crack

Slang for crystal meth, referring to meth's highly addictive properties.

"I got tweaked on crystal crack last night."

by Jeni February 8, 2005

Crack Man

usually a jew. someone who likes to put his face in the crack or butt hole area of a male(FAG) or female(usually fat).

John is meow knowned as Crack Man. Fuckin Freak

by E to the Izzy August 21, 2008