Ex Cool-Wokie

Someone who used to enjoy humor and used to be a cool person but now they've joined the woke mob and you can't even be around them anymore because he/she is so fucking insufferable.

Me and Jon used to be friends, we would watch Family Guy and Idiocracy together and laugh and hang out at Hooters and it was so much fun being around him. Now he's just an Ex Cool-Wokie who tells me how homophobic, racist, and sexist i am whenever i see him. He's such a bummer to be around now.

by EggFuYungAtHeart May 26, 2022

hobo cooling machine

a makeshift air conditioner unit, made up of a fan, a bowl of ice, and a large wet cloth. the ice is set in front of the fan, and the dampened cloth is placed over the fan and ice, sending cool air into the room. Works much more effectively than a fan alone.

"man, its so hot in here. We need a hobo cooling machine!"

by lucyinthesky185 November 12, 2009

Senor Cool Beans

The coolest Bean around. Senor is the definition of cool.

You " Wow that waffle is pretty cool
Me "That is senor cool beans approved"

by Coolinator May 8, 2010

yeah cool wicked

When you are invited to an event that you have no intention of going to.
Usually said in a sarcastic manner

Other person: "Do you want to come to a barbecue with me and my pet tortuous?"

Me; " Yeah cool wicked"

by Sarcastic_Silas August 1, 2018

Cool down beer

The last beer of the night after drinking whiskey or other libations for multiple hours. Just like the cool down lap that the gym teacher in elementary school would make you walk.

I went out to dinner and had a few glasses of wine then went boozing at some bars. Had to stop and have a cool down beer at a hotel bar before I went to bed.

by MO78 August 3, 2012

cool your duals

(archaic) to calm down, relax,take it easy, let go of a situation. Derived from a time fast cars had dual exhausts to alleviate back pressure from the cylinders

Cool your duals dude. We ain't fighting Lincoln Place over a broad. They have Big Boy with them and he can kick the shit out of all of us by himself.

by John Toxey June 28, 2011

really cool wig

the thing neil cicierega had a dream of

neil cicierega: i had this dream where i was wearing a really cool wig
random person: same bro

by human i think February 3, 2023