LGBTQ+ Christians

Perhaps the most paradoxical group of today.
Literally, in multiple times the bible says that you should not be gay, lesbian, nonbinary, or whatever the fuck else you made up.
Now it doesn't say that specifically, but it does imply it.
It doesn't say that being it is bad, but you can't go claiming you're a Christian while being a part of this community.
Rachel: I'm nonbinary now!
John: ok cool, so you ain't christian no more?
Rachel: hm, no I'm tots christian!
John: bruh that's not possible the LGBTQ+ Christians just wish they could be Christian
by I hate your life for you August 06, 2021
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Christian Death Metal

you cant believe in the death metal philosophy and folow chistianity at least in theary
i dont even like death metal really but i thought this would be helpfull!
Hot topic poseur: hey sence that kids listening to that cd which tells you to be christian im gonna buy the cd then buy a bible and read it to fit in.
metal and hardcore and punk were started to break away from structurnot to puch ideals on others
by mike July 24, 2004
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Neo gnostic christianity

A type of christianity that does not go by the new testament but by the ancient gnostic writings many of which make up it's bible.

One group of them uses the gospel of Mary which has christ saying that there is no such thing as sin.
by Deep blue 2012 January 11, 2010
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Crossings Christian School

A private nondenominational Christian PS-12th grade school in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, United States of America. The school's mascot is the Knight. Not to be confused with Community Christian School in Norman, Oklahoma as both of their initials are CCS. Students come from areas such as NW OKC, Edmond, Piedmont, Cashion, Yukon, etc. If the initials CCS are said in these such areas, people may think of Crossings, depending on who. It's a young school that was founded a few years ago and yet there are practically over 800 students in the whole school. The Association of Christian Schools International (ACSI) has Crossings as a member school. There are two buildings: the Lower School for the PS-4th grades, and the Upper School for 7th-12th. The 5th and 6th grades are at the school's ministry arm, Crossings Community Church. There will be a Middle School building that will begin construction soon. The athletic complex, still under construction, has a turf football field which is able to host home games. Besides football, there are some other sports options. There is also yearbook, student council (stu-co), orchestra, drama and choir, as well as speech/debate and academic teams. What keeps this school going and growing is God's Promises and Will for it. The staff and students are worth coming here. Plus; the school's spirit is lively and well, even if we win or lose. CCS is definitely "the place" right now.
Person: What school do you go to?
Me: Crossings Christian School
Person: Where is that?
Me: OKC, in the same complex where Crossings Community Church is. They are practically next to each other. The church is it's ministry arm.
Person: Nice.
by Kidren October 15, 2013
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christian mail box

is when you stab holes in the middle of both hands(like jesus) and wipe the blood on your anus and use the blood as lubrication for anal sex
I had to do a christian mail box last night johnny and i were out of lube. Good thing we both had our aids test.
by hookerbones February 17, 2009
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Christian brothers academy

the worst school in the world, People think they're so privileged because they're coming from there expensive lives and when it comes to reality they don't know how to face it so they bully the kids that work hard to get into the school instead of paying their way in. Kids at CBA say it is the best school ever to sound snobby and privileged meanwhile they're all stupid and don't do anything for themselves. Also, the faculty says they will help you with anything you need but if you try and talk to them they make you feel like an idiot. At CBA you do not create a brotherhood you create a bond that only exists because everyone there is trying to be better than one another.
CBA student: Christian brothers academy is great, best school ever.
Public school student: really that's cool
CBA student on the inside: CBA sucks why did I just say its great?
by swagtron5000 February 17, 2019
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