Sea captain

A well calloused hand job. Most commonly given by weight lifters and longshoremen.
At first I wasn't too fond of Becky's sea captains but, I'm beginning to cum around. Plus the definition in those lats is crazy!
by The lonely tanker June 11, 2020
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captain's choice

When you don't care about how good or bad someone is at what they do or any of their character flaws, you just enjoy the guiltless pleasure of spending time with them. Synonym, freudenfreud
Dave picked out the most killer bakery to meet at last time so he get's captain's choice on the next venue that we go to.
by karma dogma darma October 16, 2024
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captain one speed

that dude is a captain one speed.
by Jdub4200 December 27, 2008
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Captain Elliot

Famous YouTuber Heiko Winklers (South Florida Fishing Channel) Pet Cat he found on a deserted mangrove island and is now an iconic part of his YouTube channel.
“Hey Captain Elliot, you want some blue runner blood line” “good kitty
by Zazaman69 November 27, 2023
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Captain Gav

When nobody from the class knows the answer to the question and you are the only one to know the answer to it
Oh my! He pulled a Captain Gav outta nowhere!
by DraxlerPSG October 02, 2020
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Captain asshole

The final evolutionary step in the chain of captain behind. Is legitimately an Ass with legs.
by Merkp May 20, 2018
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Captain Billie

1. A BRAVO ZULU Sailor Woman
2. SportShoe's Seagoin'MAMA
Navy ain't the same without Captain Billie
by Shipmate April 13, 2005
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