Rusty Mud Shovel

When a woman purposefully holds a bowel movement until her menstruation period. She then let's her boyfriend have vaginal sex, but quickly moves to anal (as to not lose any blood aka rust) and tries to dig a hole into her impacted feces.

Jerry Springer: My wife hasn't shit in almost a month, man.
Steve Wilkos: Well then she's almost due for rusty Mud shovel, huh?

by Flowerssmellgood October 15, 2020

maryland mud crab

The act of pooping on a crab then jamming it in your vagina while your partner sprinkles old bay in your belly button to later lick it out

Luke gave her a Maryland mud crab for Valentine's Day

by Kdogg! May 11, 2017

montana mud dick

While having anal sex, when the woman proceeds to shit on your dick but you still cum from the warm poop anyway.

Oh man, my wife almost ruined sex last night, but I pulled off the Montana Mud Dick.

by ToolHandle December 4, 2017

cleveland mud slap

When you shit on a girls pussy and slap it down with your dick

Damn bro, last night I gave my girl a Cleveland mud slap

by Thatguywhoeatspie May 4, 2018

Cranston Mud Muzzle

The act of taking laxatives then shitting in a women’s mouth and then wrapping her head in duck tape

The Cranston Mud Muzzle is only for truant professionals

by VanillaSugar69 December 22, 2020

Zucchini Mud slap

When you send someone down a complicated rabbithole of deceptions ultimately resulting in them realizing they're been boofed and you're Epic.

Hahah, Boogie, that sure was a Zucchini Mud slap!

by BoogieIsGay69 July 17, 2021

Mississippi Mud Hop

The act of a male entering a restroom intending to urinate only to discover a dire need to defecate, then reverting to an emergency dropping of the pants and mounting the toilet without turning around. This must all be done midstream.

"Dude, totally went in there to take a piss when, BAM! Hit me. Had to shit. Pulled a Mississippi Mud Hop just in time."

by Shin Wu Crippler March 6, 2012