Badger

Pool shot. Not one bank. Not two banks. But THREE banks!

No way, you didn’t call that badger, you flukie bastard you.

by TheOLBarefootTom February 19, 2026

bagel

Piece of bread shot with a gun

I like shooting bread to make bagel(s)

by RGB_CATT March 8, 2026

Bagel Hug

When one bagel has more cream cheese/butter than the other, so you have to smush them together to evenly distribute the spread.

“If you smush two bagels together, is that a Bagel Hug?”
“Yes”

by Señor Glumbo February 12, 2025

Badgers Oven

Anus
Arsehole
Bum hole
Rectum
Prison Wallet

I slipped it in her badgers oven when she least expected it.

Hallam has an itchy badgers oven.

by DarthTater5738 February 20, 2025

bagel juice necktie

When a chain link toy is wrapped around a child's neck by another child

Billy gave Charles a bagel juice necktie!

by 26DAM February 22, 2025

badgernecking

Procrastinating in a bullshitish and or assholeish manner

“Quit your badgernecking!”
“You keep on badgernecking and you won’t have any money!”

by YaBoiBluzi March 17, 2025

Bagel Sauce

Another word for cream cheese.. apparently.

They forgot my Bagel Sauce, now my mouth will be drier than a KFC biscuit with no drink.

by FoxyAbuelo April 15, 2025