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Bacon Santorum

Very similar to a Rick Santorum, only using bacon grease as lubricant, causing the mixture to accrue a distinct bacon flavor.
After I gave Ron Paul a Bacon Santorum, he claimed that it tasted like bacon.
by Riley Decko February 25, 2012
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Baconism

A religion centered around a floating green bacon. Members of the religion are called baconators, and they believe in a floating green bacon god as well as a sea monster god named hot Fred.
Do you believe in baconism?
by Proud baconator mystic July 31, 2022
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mollie bacon

mollie bacon is a slippery slidey tiny eifle tower! mollie is a bracelet goddess and has no friends except liv #rohit
olivia: why is mollie bacon sad?
mollie: because she sleep on floor with no iced tea
by anonymous July 13, 2023
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Simulated Bacon Bits

Guy: Your not even Bacon bits your SIMULATED bacon bits!
by The baconater August 1, 2009
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the big tasty bacon burger

The reason your maid dosent clean your bathroom anymore.
guy 1 : Hey you know how i havent had any diarrhea lately ?
dude 2: you should try the big tasty bacon burger
by your wifes gardener November 15, 2021
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bacon squirt

A greasy squirt that bacon has to offer.

Could also mean a puss that squirt just like bacon.
Guy 1: "Hey remember Jezebel?"
Guy 2: "Yeah?"
Guy 1: "She had the most diabolical bacon squirt ever!"
by TugThatBaconGurl69 June 7, 2024
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Canadian Baconator

You go back in time, make bacon with your mom while your pecker is covered in maple syrup, so you become your own father.
Friend: Hey John, what does your dad look like?
You: Well you know I love me a good Canadian Baconator. *you show him a selfie*
by PrivateClubbyMcWankfist November 23, 2023
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