Skip to main content

Anthony

Malitz, Malito, a Daddy to many. And let’s not forget a heavy heavy smoker.
I’m Anthony a big dog
by Yasabes November 23, 2021
mugGet the Anthonymug.

Anthony

Anthony is described by “Watchu want this playa got” where do I start the cock = huge, is neva in a relationship cause no girl can tame such a human, fun fact Anthony’s arnt human
Holy fuck Anthony is such a playa I want him to spread the interior of my bum cheeks and experiment with my squirt velocity” said kylie Jenner
by That yung playa November 22, 2021
mugGet the Anthonymug.

Anthony

Anthony is the type of kid to talk to a girl for 5 years and only date her than since he’s just that kind of pussy. Statistically proven that people named Anthony are the main consumers of penis enlargement pills. Major douche, absolute fag. He’s the type of guy to pay 59.99$ monthly for a premium snapchat. Anthony’s tend to be jealous that they’re fkn midgets and that their little brothers are bigger than them, in more ways then 1.
John and Alex at a party:
John: yo Anthony seems pretty cool
Alex: nope, he’s a bitch
by Lucas.a December 30, 2019
mugGet the Anthonymug.

Anthony

I'm generally a nice guy, if/when I find my girl she'll be mine forever, I don't anger/scare easy but if you manage it one of two things happens. 1.(friend/family) I laugh and then scare the shit out of you sometime within the next month. 2.(anyone that's not a friend) I'll call the paramedics after I'm done. I am probably one of the most average dude's you'll never meet, but I like to think I've got a good(ish) heart. Still single. Had one girlfriend who dumped me for one of my friends. Been four years. I've been told should be a stand-up comedian, but I like having money, so that's a don't for me. I also don't have much of a life, so I spend most of my life on Warframe or Eharmony. Y'know. Trying to find love. Let's see. I'm a hard worker. I won't stop til my job is done, both inside and outside the bedroom.
Friend1: Anthony why are you so smart, intelligent, and funny?
Anthony: Dude are you gae?
by Cerebral Arson September 6, 2018
mugGet the Anthonymug.

Anthony

The best sex god ever he will hit it on both sides and he will leave stretch marks he’s hot asf and loves pussy and is a very caring and lovible guy he rejects L’s that get handed to him
Anthony is a hella hot horny strong fuck
by yongest flexer October 17, 2018
mugGet the Anthonymug.

Anthony Padilla

Someone who once uploaded an ugly picture of him on insta and lost 4K followers because of it.
Wow, he lost 4K followers because he uploaded an ugly selfie, what an Anthony Padilla.
by Bubblybubblybub May 23, 2019
mugGet the Anthony Padillamug.

Anthony

Anthony is a beautiful boy. He is the prettiest boy one will ever see.

Everyone has a crush on an Anthony even if they dont want to admit it. Even his guy friends say he is a pretty boy.

Most Anthonys will have a girlfriend or be aro/ace. But maybe you will find an anthony
person1: hey thats such a pretty guy!

person2: oh yeah! thats Anthony, his girlfriend is Maddy.

person1: He is really pretty though.
by i want an anthony November 22, 2023
mugGet the Anthonymug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email