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Kevin-Baconing

Kevin-Baconing (verb): When you're stressed, mad or frustrated and all you can do is go to an empty warehouse (or whatever space is accessible to you at the time) and dance around—typically in a flailing manner—using machinery and other objects as gymnastics equipment to express your deepest emotions. Upon Kevin-Baconing, you feel like a weight has been lifted. You find that you are no longer the ghost of Kevin Bacon (aka Ren McCormack). Instead, you are yourself again... but way better.
Hey so I have to cancel plans tonight. Work was a real bitch. I'll be in my garage Kevin-Baconing until I feel better. Hit you up after.
by Tom Ato December 2, 2022
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bacon toast

a piece of toast usually enjoyed with lots of bacon.
Bob: you want some bacon toast

Fred: What's that?

Bob: its a piece of toast with bacon
by Da-Devil March 5, 2014
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Sizzle the bacon

When you pee into a woman's vagina during intercourse and it makes the same sound as if you were peeing into a toilet .
James:Hey man you get lucky last night?
David: Yea man, and she let me sizzle the bacon too!
by Ghost765 November 2, 2021
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Bacon

British rhyming slang for sex offender.

Bacon bonce = Nonce.

Gets shortened to Bacon.

(Nonce - Acronym of Not Of Normal Criminal Element)

A common word used as an informal banter amongst UK prison officers.
Look at that dude eyeing up that young girl. Dirty bacon!!

Stay away from the guy at number 5. He's a bacon.

Banter - 'Alright Del, you old bacon! Long time no see!'
by Sidders.02 March 26, 2021
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Canadian Bacon

I sucked on his Canadian Bacon last night.
by Darwin Ching Chong June 11, 2018
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bacon weave

1. strips of bacon weaved together to form a solid structural lattice, maximizing surface area.
2. some greasy haired bitch
God, look at Karen over there. A real bacon weave.
by Karen’s Bacon Weave January 28, 2018
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Streaky bacon

Abnormally long vagina flaps
"did you go down on her?"

"Yeah bro, I nearly choked on her streaky bacon"
by Hayhog October 2, 2025
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