(n) - sexual act performed by one receiving fellatio in which the party getting blown extracts his penis from the mouth of the giver at the point of imminent ejaculation, aims and sprays the ejaculate onto the face of his partner, and then proceeds to throw a handful of chopped peanuts into the cum-glue while re-inserting the member into back the partner's mouth thus mimicking the appearance of a candied apple. This maneuver can prove ultimately difficult to perform due to scarcity of readily available chopped peanuts and the possibility of triggering a pesky allergic reaction to the nuts, or the cum, so vital to its success.
Washington Candy Apple is so named due to the popularity and variety of apples grown in the State of Washington, as well as the location of this word's origin.
Washington Candy Apple is so named due to the popularity and variety of apples grown in the State of Washington, as well as the location of this word's origin.
"I didn't get to go to the carnival last night, but I still got a Washington Candy Apple from your sister."
by Cristobal B. January 6, 2009
Get the Washington Candy Applemug. The same as traditional Apple Bobbing except that when a male or female inhales both of the balls of their male partner into their mouth, they perform the apple bobbing act underwater. Typically performed in a bathtub or pool.
Carl loves swimming at the local YMCA public pool. He enjoys wading around in the shallow end with his ball sack floating out from his swim trunks as the elderly lap swimmers love to do a little Underwater Apple Bobbing between their laps.
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2015
Get the Underwater Apple Bobbingmug. having explosive diarrhea
by me June 11, 2006
Get the green apple splattermug. one who is overly sensitive and cries easily, such as the singer/songwriter of the nineties, Fiona Apple.
by whiteoutconspiracy January 4, 2009
Get the fiona applemug. by TheCroft June 28, 2007
Get the apple piemug. "How about some Apples and pears? "
"No, I hate Pears, And Apples are rubbish.
How about a banana, bananas are good."
"Oh yay you watched more Doctor Who..."
"No, I hate Pears, And Apples are rubbish.
How about a banana, bananas are good."
"Oh yay you watched more Doctor Who..."
by 42nd42 March 9, 2015
Get the Apples And Pearsmug. Girls are like apples on a tree while boys are the pickers:
The best apples are at the top of the tree.
Some boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the perfect person to come along, for he will climb all the way to the top.
The best apples are at the top of the tree.
Some boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the perfect person to come along, for he will climb all the way to the top.
by Outcast November 9, 2004
Get the Apple Tree Theorymug.