A super hot football player usually 6’3. Long brown hair, brown eyes, cute smile, Sophomore on Varsity, kind of an alcoholic, probably beats his girl, probably has a big dick, and probably dates blondes. 400% only goes for skinny girls yall don’t have a chance fatties. In the football jock clique, but still nice. Has a super cute smile super cute.
L(-: Did you hear what he did to his girl?
J(-: No, tell me???
L(-: He dicked down this blonde girl, drank a bunch of alcohol, then beat her.
J(-: Sounds like he pulled a Dylan
J(-: No, tell me???
L(-: He dicked down this blonde girl, drank a bunch of alcohol, then beat her.
J(-: Sounds like he pulled a Dylan
by Jellybeanedasshole78 April 9, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is a cute funny guy and if your not careful will break your heart. He can make up stupid jokes to make you feel better. He may seem quiet and shy in class but is really the loudest friend u can have. Dylan keeps his promises no Nader the cost. He is the guy you should be hanging out with
by Brokentoy21 April 18, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. by stormieclouds December 14, 2018
Get the Dylan McFagursonmug. Dylan is the sexiest man alive and is the funniest guy to ever live. He gets all the women a great sexual partner who can pleasure any women. He has 8 abs with a massive chest and a 8 inch cock. He can move his hips like he is a black nigga like he is a nigger in his penis size. He loves women called Josie and fancies his mates mums its ashamed they all have bucket Fannys. Dylan is 6ft 2 and is ripped. He is down to earth. But if you see him on the streets don't forget to give him hand job, blow job, and a quick. fuck.
by Josiehasafatass August 12, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. 
by Dylan Copeland ur gay December 2, 2019
Get the Dylan Copelandmug. DYLAN is such a hoe ass nigga he don't know how to keep 1 bitch he such a D.M.V ass nigga he go to fucking WISE and he's a hoe literally he will try to talk to you and your friend at the same time but don't be surprised because that the type of bitch ass nigga he is. OH OH OH OH and he's a fake ass wanna be ass athlete nigga claims he plays football and he HAD a highlight of it on his IG page but its gone now and he claims "HE WENT TO WISE FOR THEIR FOOTBALL TEAM" but he don't even play no more and how you a "football" player but smokes, drinks, steal cars, and sell weed like make it makes sense your not a real athlete your a fucking wanna bad but you are a real hoe
by luda Chris April 30, 2023
Get the Dylanmug.