Willy

The penis when it is not erect and is in the smallest size.

Robert & Downey: Heheeheheheheheh this is fun heheheheh
Uncle Sam: WOT R U DOIN DAON DER PAMPIN EECH OTERS WILLY N KISSIN YER ASSES

by deathcop4000 June 13, 2018

wet willy

the act of one licking there finger and putting it into the recipients ear

kyle gave me a wet willy it was disgusting

by batty crease wagwan December 25, 2022

Willy full of water

Term for a need to urinate.

That boy hasn’t gone to the bathroom all day. He must have a willy full of water.

by yd2k October 9, 2023

free willy

During a play of any sports involving a ball, watching the ball go over one's head and doing nothing to prevent the opposite team from earning score.

Oh come on! You are suppose to catch the rebounds, not free willy them.

by ironsol8 September 6, 2007

Willis neck bitch

When you surprise a girl so many times her face turns into Todd Bridges permanently.

Willis neck bitches never shut their mouths.

by Better234 July 27, 2020

Uncle willie

A mainly Scottish originating term referring to one's penis.

E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

get the willie

When you know you done messed up and you are going to pay the consequences for it.

I didn’t study, I’m about to get the willie from this test.

by Handle?Handel? September 28, 2017