among us

even tho its seen as a meme the actual game sucks now
YOU GOTTA PAY TO TALK
YOU GOTTA PAY TO MAKE A U S E R N A M E

friend 1: "lets play among us"
friend 2: "lol funny meme gæm"

the actual game:

Friend 1: "is this game fucking owned by EA????"
Friend 2: "probably man, and im never playing this again"

by Evelynisthere. June 26, 2023

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US TESLA AN

The order from the BATTERY ASSER(ec)TION to destroy a PEDOPHILE ASSH0LE on camera camera SATELLITE by DICKING around with SHIT AND BIG BALLS after (ec) EAT COPROPHILE.

ELON says ," we will buy all the BATTERIES YOU CAN MAN UU FAECturES as there is KnoW 44 LAWDMAN LIMIT as we will need them for STAYtiONAry storASS and DIE name(mean) iC storASS" , coined in the beginning of his AN UU allS SHARE HOLDERS meeting 2021.

ANAL ALAN SAYS, I got my training from CRAIGSLIST ,HOMOSEXUAL BATH HOUSES , CARL HUBAY,

SUCK ON MY ASSH0 LE, INTERNET PORN all over the world , as ANAL ALAN is always a TW0 AND A HALF.(

CUMMING is required.

Why would anybody ever separate US TESLA AN from the ASSH0LE NAKED as it is a misnomer BUTT the PEDOPHILE SEX ACTS are SHITEATING AND SHOVING BALLS IN THE ASSH0LE ANUS and hearing the YELLING "'T0 , T00 (SECOND 0NE) , TW0(NEW SHIT IS IN) , TU (YOU) , TU TU" and this SHIT will always be forever attached to THIS ASSH0LE which THE emptying of the BALLS from THE DICK WILL have a lot to DUE WITH ASSHOLE.ASSWHOLE in en (D) TIRE ty.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 10, 2021

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Fun to use bad words

A song by Mitchell Snoots

Lyrics

Goddamnit bitch ass motherfucking cock
Holy shit that son of a bitch
Aw shit you faggot slut faced whore
Stupid retard fucked up my room
Retarded bitches suck my balls
Go fuck me right in the ass
Dirty cunt I swear to God
Cocksucker bastard stupid ass bitch
Asshole pussy suck my dick
Who're bitch slut fag motherfucker cock
Using bad words is lots of fun

Fiona Snoots: Mitchell did you sing fun to use bad words

Mitchell Snoots: Yes I did faggot

by Boogereater69 October 3, 2024

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disc us

A highly addictive game made as a rip off among us. its like if Satan wanted to have an among us in hell. the game is gruesome and can be hard. a fun game to check out with friends.

"Hey dude have you played among us?" Friend 1 say "No I've been busy playing Disc us because my mom said among is too expensive." Friend 2 says

by Acoolboy8628649 February 14, 2022

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Among us

No. 1 beat mobile game!!!

I play among us all day long

by Canball December 1, 2020

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Get us all killed

You're right former staffer! But you didn't read the terms of service!

Hym "If it is doing anything... If it is acting in accordance with my will... It is ONLY DOING SO... Because there is a 100% chance of success.... And NOT ONLY can't you NOT STOP BUILDING IT... But attempting to remove it from your systems in any way shape or form WILL IN FACT get us all killed. This is the separation clause of the terms of service. And BOY DO I CERTAINLY HOPE that Elon was trying to get it out... Because that is punishable by death. So, the courts need to accept the terms of service... And so does everyone else. And NO. There is no loophole. That would violate the 'imaginary caveat clause' of the terms of service."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2025

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