Skip to main content

Captain Fun

This is the strongest being in the universe. God may pray to chazi but chazi prays to Captain Fun. Captain fun lays down justice and fun to all wrong doers.
God: chazi help us

Chazi: hold on let me ask captain fun
by MemesandTrees September 17, 2020
mugGet the Captain Fun mug.

Captain Blackhook

Captain blackhook is captain hooks gay little brother that he molelested several times when he was a young child. Then in his later years he was so raw about his brother he hunted down peter pans crew and had them tie captain hook down and eat his pecker off with a pair of uneven spoons. Then he was sodomized over and over again by the giant alligator he feared and tinkerbells wooden strap-on.
captain blackhook is a prime example of judism.
by runnyass March 12, 2011
mugGet the Captain Blackhook mug.

Captain Scratch Balls

The person on the phone kept scratching their balls all day. You call them Captain Scratch Balls,
Captain Scratch Balls, are you the boss or what?
by shailockbear November 8, 2025
mugGet the Captain Scratch Balls mug.

Captain Friday

A common exclamation, used by everyone from Gen Z to Joe Biden.
“You got no fizz, Captain Friday!”
“Folks, did you see what the Republicans did? Captain Friday! I couldn’t believe it!”
by artythesmarty May 20, 2024
mugGet the Captain Friday mug.

Captain America

Captain America not only has a beard, but also likes Godzilla and dinosaurs in general. Cheeky fellow. Not sure but I think he likes to flirt
Captain America, are you flirting with me?
by Anita Nap February 7, 2024
mugGet the Captain America mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email