Eat my tears

They act of asking someone to eat your tears out of sadness or anger out of what they did in order to let them know how salty you feel.

It's not my fault you're so apathetic and entitled that you didn't vote and now we have this douchebag president. Eat my tears asshole.

by J-ber October 29, 2017

Go eat paper

This means that when someone tries to shut up someone, they tell that person to eat paper, and it would give them paper cuts in their esophagus

“Oh, Go eat paper for all I care.” - Geo, Roblox: The Animated Series | S1 E3 | Energy Wings

by epicnesstelevision October 11, 2021

eat ass month

All of November men and women way ass till they die

Happy eat ass month

by Ass eater and beater October 16, 2019

eat my lead

When you say "eat my lead" you mean you're going to shoot them

The police officer while in a firefight yelled to the criminal "eat my lead"

by add dangrousman3570 on fortnit December 19, 2018

eat the nasty stuff

eat it! it’s poop, it’s shit, just please eat the nasty stuff.

drew: “hey ryan! please could you do a favour?”

ryan: “of course bud! what?”

drew: “EAT THE NASTY STUFF!! you cheated with my girlfriend get f*cked!”

by ieatcheetoss December 29, 2020

Who eat carrots

Louis Tomlinson: I like girls who eat carrots
Directioners girls: eats carrots everday since.

I like girls who eat carrots

Omw to get a carrot and eat

by Fucksimonandlovelarry May 10, 2021

I eat weetabix

When you are giving someone a good rimming and they do a tiny constipated poo that you accidentally eat

I eat weetabix I love it when it’s good and hard

by Cereal poster April 18, 2019