Doing your chores last minute and quickly like a ninja before either one or both of your parents arrive home. Or to pretend that you did your chores when they left to go out but instead you decided to hold it off and be lazy till you had no choice but be quick like a ninja to finish off them chores and thats why its called ninja chores.
A conversation through text message.
Person 1:Hey, whats up? can i come over to hang?
Person 2:Hey, umm..prolly in an hour is fine.
Person 1:Okay dude. What are you up too now?
Person 2:Um...my parents will be home in 15 minutes so i gotta do ninja chores so they'll see i finished my chores and so you could come over.
Person 1:Haha, ninja chores awesome!
Person 2:Lols, yeah i ttyl gotta gett um done laters!
Person 1:Hey, whats up? can i come over to hang?
Person 2:Hey, umm..prolly in an hour is fine.
Person 1:Okay dude. What are you up too now?
Person 2:Um...my parents will be home in 15 minutes so i gotta do ninja chores so they'll see i finished my chores and so you could come over.
Person 1:Haha, ninja chores awesome!
Person 2:Lols, yeah i ttyl gotta gett um done laters!
by sarmn2punk April 10, 2010
Get the ninja choresmug. 1. Diarrhea so bad you can shit through a screen door.
2. When some one pisses you off, and you have ninja training, and that person you are mad at has a screen door on their home...you take your explosive gas/fecal matter and blast it through their screen door; thereby causing the effect of the ninja splatter. This phenomenon occurs mostly in rural areas and trailer parks.
2. When some one pisses you off, and you have ninja training, and that person you are mad at has a screen door on their home...you take your explosive gas/fecal matter and blast it through their screen door; thereby causing the effect of the ninja splatter. This phenomenon occurs mostly in rural areas and trailer parks.
Jimmy cheated on me with my brother, he left his door open, so I hit his screen door with a ninja splatter to let him know I ain't taking it.
by Ninja_Star October 21, 2011
Get the Ninja Splattermug. A party wherein girls are blindfolded while seating down at chairs; while boys go around in intervals talking to the blind folded girls
Michael kissed all the girls during the ninja party pretending to be the basketball varsity captain, James.
by Jamaal Charles July 6, 2014
Get the ninja partymug. by Malicor November 21, 2011
Get the ninja slutmug. To make a ninja like escape from the other party of a one night stand, upon waking and find they seem to have grown ugly over the period of sleep.
Man, you shoulda seen the heffer i hooked up with last night, woke up, and did a ninja exit out the window.
by J2Racing December 21, 2007
Get the Ninja Exitmug. So I was talking about sneaking into this house and I realized how ninja-y that sounded.
Yo dude, I was all ninja-y and shit.
Yo dude, I was all ninja-y and shit.
by sweetlikesin January 15, 2009
Get the ninja-ymug. When you see a hot girl in a YouTube video and you want to know who she is (obviously for research purposes), you ask that in the comment section. Then a Research Ninja volunteers, do his research, risk his life to stalk her on the internet and get you the information you want.
Person 1: Does anyone know the girl at 05:04? For research purposes of course.
Person 2: Her name is XXXX YYYY
Person 1: Thanks Research Ninja! You saved the day.
Person 2: Her name is XXXX YYYY
Person 1: Thanks Research Ninja! You saved the day.
by totem_pole September 17, 2015
Get the Research Ninjamug.