The Captain

gay fag who’s in love with havers

The Captain is such a fag

by Starbornstarchild March 21, 2025

captain dumpling

A more appropriate alternative term for captain dip shit most commonly referred to for the work center / department moron that the company they work for will not fire regardless of what a fuck up he or she is. A captain dumpling’s stupidity and terrible work ethic not only irritates their supervisors and management team beyond belief, but their fellow floor level employees as well.

Supervisor) This guy has worked here for five years and he still can’t turn in a job without missing paperwork!
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling

by anonymous March 31, 2021

Captain Pooding

A Bit Like Captain Slow, But much more fast and pooding.
see: Pooding

Is it a bird? nope plane? nope... by joe! it's Captain Pooding
Captain pooding facebooked your mother
He also Spellchecked ur dads name

by bumsectomy June 1, 2009

Captain Planet

When 5 guys of different ethnicity perform a circle jerk over a girl, preferably with green hair.

Hey man, I can't believe we are were all able to put our differences aside last night so we could Captain Planet that chick last night!

by Moonlight Cowboy November 21, 2021

Captain Falcon

A muscular guy who once had his own game series is now a smash bros legend who is only known for smash bros now. He is like the second fastest and the number one coolest ever. He is at the level of a god and maybe more.

Captain Falcon will fucking falcon punch your face till you die

by GOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU September 21, 2018

captain candle day

may 11

Ethan: It’s captain candle day!
Jeff: I almost forgot

by captain candle January 22, 2022

Lanky captain

A 'ranga' 'ginger' or 'red headed' male with a longer than average penis

"Here comes the lanky captain, did you hear he's gor a 9 incher?"

by TheYewt August 11, 2023