1. Diarrhea so bad you can shit through a screen door.
2. When some one pisses you off, and you have ninja training, and that person you are mad at has a screen door on their home...you take your explosive gas/fecal matter and blast it through their screen door; thereby causing the effect of the ninja splatter. This phenomenon occurs mostly in rural areas and trailer parks.
2. When some one pisses you off, and you have ninja training, and that person you are mad at has a screen door on their home...you take your explosive gas/fecal matter and blast it through their screen door; thereby causing the effect of the ninja splatter. This phenomenon occurs mostly in rural areas and trailer parks.
Jimmy cheated on me with my brother, he left his door open, so I hit his screen door with a ninja splatter to let him know I ain't taking it.
by Ninja_Star October 21, 2011
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Michael kissed all the girls during the ninja party pretending to be the basketball varsity captain, James.
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A conversation through text message.
Person 1:Hey, whats up? can i come over to hang?
Person 2:Hey, umm..prolly in an hour is fine.
Person 1:Okay dude. What are you up too now?
Person 2:Um...my parents will be home in 15 minutes so i gotta do ninja chores so they'll see i finished my chores and so you could come over.
Person 1:Haha, ninja chores awesome!
Person 2:Lols, yeah i ttyl gotta gett um done laters!
Person 1:Hey, whats up? can i come over to hang?
Person 2:Hey, umm..prolly in an hour is fine.
Person 1:Okay dude. What are you up too now?
Person 2:Um...my parents will be home in 15 minutes so i gotta do ninja chores so they'll see i finished my chores and so you could come over.
Person 1:Haha, ninja chores awesome!
Person 2:Lols, yeah i ttyl gotta gett um done laters!
by sarmn2punk April 10, 2010
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Guy 1: Hey, do you see that really hot chick over there?
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Conversation Ninja: I screwed her and gave her herpes *disappears*
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