Corncob Surprise

The situation or act of being constipated and finally having a bowel movement which is very hard, cracked, dried out, and contains embedded pieces of corn kernels (Maize) on the surface, such as a Corncob.

Woah! I forgot that I ate corn the other day! I just looked into my toilet and found a Corncob Surprise that sank to the bottom of the toilet bowl!

by Paulmh072089 November 8, 2023

Surprise Blunderbuss

When your girl is asleep sneak into the bathroom and load her hairdryer up with various items. Perhaps some dried semen, pubic hair, or bacon flavored lube. Set the hairdryer back in its place. Sit and wait patiently for your girl to get shot gunned Kurt Cobain style by the surprise Blunderbuss.

Bro 1. Yeah bro Cassie isn't talking to me anymore...
Bro 2. Ahh what happened??
Bro 1. I hit that bitch with a Surprise Blunderbuss
Bro 2. What did you load it with
Bro 1. Sperm and her grandmother's ashes

by Cave man101 December 13, 2019

buddha surprise

When wearing a long shirt, such as a sweatshirt, pull the boat out of the basement. The lift up your shirt to expose the goods and your Buddha belly.

When I walked in, she was laying on the bed looking hot so I gave her the Buddha surprise and told her to come get it.

by JOEnobody March 31, 2008

oyster surprise

when you suddenly get a wad of thick phlegm, as when coughing, snogging, or eating pussy"

How'd your prom date with Lisa go last night?
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 10, 2016

surprise potato

Surprise Potato n:
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.

"hey man what the fuck was up with you at dinner?"
"I had to hit you with that surprise potato."

by Don't touch the baby May 14, 2019

Matt Mcdonald Surprise

The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."

The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!

by Bobby Basinger November 20, 2019

Alaskan Surprise

When one shits into a condom, freezes it overnight, and shoves it up someone's anus without their permission or knowing about it until after the shit has been charged inside them.

I gave my girlfriend the Alaskan Surprise; I thought it was funny, but she hasn't talked to me in days.

by antijokenonqueere September 4, 2012