Thumper

A male or female below 30 years of age who is on social assistance despite being perfectly physically and mentally able to work. The male or female also cheats on their forms and information to get greater money from social assistance.

My old room ate was a Thumper, never paid me back or anything, just sat on the couch collecting a fat welfare check.

by AWLIG February 25, 2011

thumbing whore

the act of begging shamelessly, either in person or through other means (e.g. facebook), for a 'thumbs up' on urban dictionary in the hopes of getting "word of the day".

guy 1: yo dude! wanna gimme a thumbs up for my word?
guy 2: no man, it sucks.
guy 1: come onnnnn, i'd get extra credit for my class if i get the most 'thumbs up'
guy 2: whatever man, who cares?
guy 1: i do! so gimme a thumbs up!
guy 2: fine! just go away you thumbing whore!
guy 1: allllrrigghhhhttt! *thumbs up*

by anthubc2010-thumbing whore October 12, 2010

Tub Thumper

One who 'thumps tubs' ,in other words is particularly minging. Of the type that one would use if walls needed sanding. Swamp Donkey, Bog-Trotter,Munter,Minger,Mould Grower.

Oh, i thought he dumped her because he realised she was a Tub Thumper

by J January 25, 2003

Tub thumper

Someone Who Plays the drums, A stupid way of saying it. Usually by Gay magazine editors who are trying to be funny

"Win this competition and you too could be a tub thumper like Rev" (rev is the drummer for avenged sevenfold, Iron maiden wannabes, theyll never be anywhere near as good though.)

by welsy27 October 1, 2006

Spud Thumper

The act of taking a potato and a potato gun and shooting the potato into a homeless mans rectum.

dude i saw this homeless guy get a spud thumper the other day!

by TheSpudThumper October 31, 2010

thumb it down

to press a bowl down in order to compress it and burn more of it at the same time.

Hey bro, after you load the bowl, thumb it down so it burns better.

by Stephen Potlatch December 2, 2007

thumb lum

Any sort of penetration on any type of agricultural equipment. This includes farm animal and wet willies as well. Can be sexual or not.

"I totally got thumb lummed on my uncles tractor last night!"

by Katie Richardson January 4, 2008