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strange cookie

someone who doesn't masterbate frequently. This leads them to be emotionally stunted and immature.
Jason: "I don't masterbate at all really. He's an independent fellow"
Autumn: "You are a strange cookie"
by dylanthevillian13 April 3, 2016
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Abortion Cookie

a fortune from a fortune cookie that says you need an abortion
-i'm hungry can i have a fortune cookie?
-no we only have abortion cookies.
by Sultar July 19, 2011
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milk and cookies

Sure, you get a cookie. But the milk is really jizz.
"Hi honey, you look parched after a long day at work. Can I offer you some milk and cookies?"
by Brother Wumbo December 15, 2019
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Pink-cookie

the enemy of the multi colored storm trooper swat team
Crush the pink cookie, befor eit;s to late
by martay February 18, 2003
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Gorilla Cookies

A popular cookie given to new members of the popular forum, Cult of The Jedi. They are often served with Moo Juice.
Come get your free gorilla cookies and moo juice you asshats!
by Zapix March 26, 2004
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cookies & milk

when you cum so much in a girls vag that you dunk cookies in her vag and make her eat them like cookies and milk
when you cum so much in a girls vag that you dunk cookies in her vag and make her eat them like cookies & milk
by poopie chris November 26, 2009
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Cookie Slap

Traditional use - a common business motivational tool, using both Positive and Negative motivation techniques in one, thus creating efficiencies in Rewards-based behavioral modification techniques.

1. Slap - low-level punishment for errant behavior, often used by parents with their children; (a) depending on method used, can be light or heavy; (b) open handed palm method typically used by women, whereas the backhanded slap is more commonly used by men (see "Bitch Slap").

2. Cookie - a round, sweet baked treat most often paired with milk; (a) Chocoloate chip cookies are my favorite; (b) Nilla wafers run a close second.

3. Cookie slap - a Positive/Negative reward that begins with a treat to remind the recipient that they are a good person worthy of praise, while at the same time slapping them down for making a greivous error.
Dirk gave Steve a cookie slap after the semi-annual sales meeting, when Steve botched the presentation for the VC funding committee. Although Steve had worked very hard to create the PowerPoint deck, his data unfortunately was grossly inaccurate.

COOKIE SLAP!!!
by Magilla Gorillla August 6, 2012
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