Ann: are you sure youre ok that im going on a date with mark?
Leslie: Yeah! Im over mark, all that matters is that we’re still friends
Ann: Breasties before testes!
Leslie: Yeah! Im over mark, all that matters is that we’re still friends
Ann: Breasties before testes!
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Iam "Where did we land on the 'saying names' thing? Do you want me to say the names or not? Cus I saw this on a YouTube video and I don't remember the name."
Hym "We have to says Jordan's name or else it's plagiarism. He loves it! But that's pretty funny about those personality tests though innit? Wonder why they are like that..."
Hym "We have to says Jordan's name or else it's plagiarism. He loves it! But that's pretty funny about those personality tests though innit? Wonder why they are like that..."
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of only average quality; not very good.
causing irritation or annoyance.
of poor quality or a low standard.
not such as to be hoped for or desired; unpleasant or unwelcome.
of only average quality; not very good.
causing irritation or annoyance.
of poor quality or a low standard.
not such as to be hoped for or desired; unpleasant or unwelcome.
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Get the test mug.A conversational vibe check where someone casually drops a spicy, high-conviction opinion—not to argue, but to see who keeps it cool and who crumbles like an overbaked croissant.
It’s not trolling. It’s not a trap. It’s just the quiet part said out loud… on purpose.
Filters for:
• Keeping your cool when the convo isn’t hugging your feelings
• Not turning into a TED Talk the second someone disagrees
• Acting like an adult, not an exposed nerve
You drop the truth. Their reaction does the sorting.
It’s not trolling. It’s not a trap. It’s just the quiet part said out loud… on purpose.
Filters for:
• Keeping your cool when the convo isn’t hugging your feelings
• Not turning into a TED Talk the second someone disagrees
• Acting like an adult, not an exposed nerve
You drop the truth. Their reaction does the sorting.
Person A: “Unconditional love is a myth. Every love has terms—some people just don’t read the fine print.”
Person B: “Wow… that’s kinda toxic.”
Narrator: Hot Take Shit Test failed. Thanks for playing.
Person B: “Wow… that’s kinda toxic.”
Narrator: Hot Take Shit Test failed. Thanks for playing.
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