eric trump

when your dad doesn't love you and ignores your existence

"hey man, how's it going?"
"dude i'm feeling very eric trump right now"
"what?"
"i don't fink my daddy wuvs me"
"well in all fairness to him, i wouldn't either"

by yeeterschonderdwarf69 September 30, 2019

Donald Trump

A STUPID FUCKING BITCH HES HOMOPHOBIC RACIST PEDOPHILE AND MORE DONT FUCKING VOTE FOR HIM HES A BITCH !!!!!!VOTE BLUE!!!!!!!!

Person 1: hey do you like Donald Trump?

Person 2: what no? hes a stupid homophobic bitch. im voting blue

Person 1: good choice ill vote blue as well!

by hmmmmmmamahajsnaj October 23, 2020

Donald Trump

Probably the most hated president. Looks like an orange wrinkled ball sack. Has a mouth that looks like a butthole. Doesn't know what the hell he's doing. Most likely didn't think he would win and is now just winging it. Thinks that a wall will keep immigrants out. Yeah because the Berlin wall and the Great Wall of China were a great success right? Just a waste of money. Claims that he doesn't make statements unless he knows all the facts, yet called Obama's birth certificate fake. Is besties with Putin.

LOVES his Twitter and fake news. Loves them more than Melania.Sad.

Random dude: Why does Donald Trump look like a cheeto puff?
Random dude #2: I don't know man

by Ehh I think not March 22, 2018

Trump Pucker

That thing a dog's b-hole does right before it starts to take a shit.

I was gonna bring Rex in from his walk, but he started to Trump Pucker, so I knew he had to go number two.

by JrunkinJedi May 25, 2016

Donald Trump

An orange fucking racist homophobic asshole.

I’m glad Donald Trump wasn’t elected president he’s a bitch

by your_natural_dumbassxo November 12, 2020

Donald Trump

A clown, Cheeto puff, circus hybrid who wants to take away rights from people of the lgtbq+ and women.

Son: Daddy look it’s a Cheeto man!
Dad: NEVER SUPPORT THIS MAN HE IS EVIL HE WANTS TO TAKE AWAY RIGHTS FROM PEOPLE.
Son: Okay daddy! Donald Trump is evil man.

by WeebWithTics October 30, 2020

trump's code

The code of laws (Written by the one and only Donald J. Trump) that will make America great again.

Jimmy: Trump's gonna be a terrible president!!

Kevin: Nah, he'll create Trump's Code!! *dabs*

by TheTriggeredGods December 26, 2016