tard stick

Anything a tard happens to have in hand.

examples: broom, hotdog, safety-lighter

The gentleman tard-blog prefers using a tard stick to light his pipe.

by Ymerkenovovitch May 28, 2008

Stick-wrangling

The fetish for or the attraction to anorexic people. It is named so for anorexic's stick like limbs and physique.

The opposite of chubby chasing.

"Did you know Johnny is a total stick-wrangler?"
"Tom's at the bar stick-wrangling."

by Moonfudge & the Bealer January 3, 2012

swizle stick

(noun)- A twisted stick normaly used to stir drinks but if the one holding the "swizle stick" is anoyed enough it turns in to a thret of shoving it down the other's pee hole.

"If you don't pay me for those drinks, I'm going to shove this here swizle stick down your pee hole"

by Deidreck April 26, 2009

scissor sticks

The legs of a skinny lesbian.

Rayneesha and Star were engaging in hot lesbian action until Star's ex dike lover showed up and kicked Rayneesha's hot box with one of her scissor sticks.

by Forge6969 January 13, 2009

fuck-stick

Usually, a younger man used by a woman for sex.

Every woman needs a fuck-stick she can call on anytime to handle it.

by monica v May 7, 2010

Penis Stick

A penis stick, is a common work for a dildo.

Singular: Yo TuDz, see that guy over there . . . He used a penis stick on his bitch.

Plural: Sup TuDz, them manz ova dere is penis sticks.

by TuDz - October 25, 2008

Stick-On Vent

The easiest and simplest way to look like a tool while driving in a car.

It's quite simple:

1: Buy a cheap car, preferally a Honda.
2: Purchace Stick-On Vents at your local fake bodyshop.
3: ?????
4: PROFIT!

Since they are affixed with a sticky-tape surface, you can easily place them haphazardly on your car with no regard to logic or form, placing vents where they would do no good -- even if they were real, and where no self-respecting engineer would even consider.

Nearly always seen on cars with more than 5 Puerto Rican Flags, Mismatched Color Body Panels, or a Temporary Spare tire (donut). AKA, a Piece of Shit on wheels.

An additinal requirement of this behavior states the the owner has an IQ below 65.

...Look at that...
He put a Stick-On Vent on his fucking fuel door...

by The Municipality October 25, 2009