When you're so off your face you can't even move or talk you are snow patrolled.
When you can't be moved however hard your friends try and onlookers ask if they should call an ambulance you are really fucking snow patrolled.
When you can't be moved however hard your friends try and onlookers ask if they should call an ambulance you are really fucking snow patrolled.
"She was so fucking snow patrolled we just had to leave her lying there. Don't suppose you had heard anything from her in the last few days?"
by Imogen and Hollie February 28, 2009
Get the SNOW PATROLLED mug. Sounds like using pathetic/laughable excuses for supposedly justifying/forgiving serious crimes is becoming a trend --- first there was Ethan Couch with his "affluenza" defense, then Edward Snowed-in's whining about "cabin fever"... what's next???
by QuacksO November 8, 2018
Get the Edward Snowed-inmug. by Lajeffery December 11, 2017
Get the snow memug. When a girl doesn’t like giving head so she just squeezes the shaft and sucks the head...it turns all purple like she’s licking a snow cone. Also comes with blue balls
Alan Jackson song chatahoochee “ I was willing but she wasn’t ready so I settled for a burger and a grape snow cone”
by Mike Oxsmells January 6, 2019
Get the Grape snow conemug. by soxrule2717 December 8, 2009
Get the Snow Boner Killmug. The act of making a girl aroused by sniffing a bump of cocaine off of her nipple, then sucking it until it becomes hard.
by walrus0115 March 12, 2011
Get the Snow White Sniffmug. this is the act where you revieve head from a girl, or a guy if you swing that way. when nearing climax, you clamp them on your weiner from the top of their head and their chin with your hands and say "I have Aids" which then they will blow it out their nose. like a dragon
by FarmerCharmer October 16, 2012
Get the alaskan snow dragonmug.