short king

A short king is a term made popular by Cody Ko and Noel Miller to describe a short boy who has an inflated ego despite lack of stature. A short king will usually have a very sarcastic sense of humor and feels the need to prove himself as an Alpha despite being two feet tall. Short kings are 5'9'' and under.

Short King: "Should I go talk to Chad for you? I can convince him to come over here."
Friend of Short King: "Please don't Short King this up!"

by mnema geoff October 17, 2018

shortcel

A species of incel that blames their lack of sex on their shortness instead of the fact that they are pieces of shit.

He blames his shortness for his lack of sex. What a shortcel

by Efosa🥵🥵🥵🥵 September 16, 2019

snortle

swallowed phlegm after a more or less violent attempt into dislodging it.

1- All you'se getting for lunch is a wank and a snortle young man!

2- So me an' Jimbo here well we went fishing hey? *snortle* and we .....

by mastur[de]bator January 17, 2005

snorting wet meth

When a girl takes a guys load right up her nose and sniffs it further up like itz some kind of new, exotic drug. YOU SICKEN ME!

Chris: Hemi likes boyz! wat a faggot!
Dillon:wat u gonna do this weekend Hemi?Besides smell like a dead horse and not shower.
Hemi(fag):Im prolly just gonna go home , put on some country music and try snorting wet meth.
Aaron:BF3C 4 life nigga!

by NiPz Is MyHerO November 13, 2005

Snortables

Snortables refer to any and all drugs that can be snorted.
If you can't be bothered to name every powder you are carrying you just refer to it as snortables.

Example 1:
Tom: What snortables have you got lad?

Dealer: Got a few nice bags of M-cat and some beak that power!

Example 2:
Dave (Drunk, shouting at moving police van): PIGS! DIRTY FUCKIN' BASTARDS!

Ryan: Are you mad? Swerve that lad I have about 10 snortables on me you west head

by FlappedJoint September 9, 2012

Snorto

A liability. A person or object without grace. Commonly associated with the term "bottom" as used in mainstream gay subcultures.

That hard bloke would make for a jolly Snorto.. A next level Snorto, with a vengeance".

by DrPriestopolous June 1, 2013

Snorth

Snorth center of compass. When someone is spinning and don't know north from South south from North

I ran fast I was exhausted I was breathing heavily short of breath I was spinning tell I had no sense of direction all I knew was I was headed snorth.

Taxi ask for directions. Having one to many drinks I say go snorth as I fainted.

by JoeDirt VanStory June 30, 2019