Babe Snatcher

Usually the Head Roadie for a band on tour. The guys who snipe babes from the audience to go back stage and guzzle nuts.

Paul McCartney: Oye, I could really use a babe to guzzle my nuts right now, in't that right mate?

John Lennon: Well brother, just have Nigel -- our babe snatcher -- get some young lasses to fulfill your desires.

by Shwapsley May 5, 2008

Couch-Snatcher

The person your crush makes out with on a couch. These people are usually complete assholes and don't deserve your crush's attention. Common treatment for this problem is a punch to the face. Be sure to enlist the help of several bigger and stronger people.

"I was going to ask her out this weekend, but that goddamn couch-snatcher got her first."

by chessapphire1214 January 14, 2009

Puter Snatch

Noun. A women that you meet on the internet for sex and only sex.

I found me some good puter snatch last night trolling the net.

by jn969 June 1, 2010

bizzle snatchin

V. Another term for the word "bitching," when somebody is complaining excessively or is getting on your nerves

Yo quit your bizzle snatchin,i dont feel like it and it's gonna rain anyways.

by Doctor BJ Funk June 16, 2010

cougar snatch

when you recieve a burn from yourself or a jerkoff asshole from a burning match head.

boy 1: " OMG, Josh, you gave me a nasty cougar snatch on my erection! "

boy 2: " Sorry bro, i'm a jerkoff asshole "

by lemonface5 May 17, 2010

closet snatcher

any female who deliberately goes on the pull to entice guys to turn back straight

I love this new gay bar there are so many fit guys round here. Oh no look out there is a hot girl over there. She must be one of those "closet snatchers"!

by Madmordigon May 21, 2010

clown snatch

A red headed female whose pubic hair resembles that of a clown.

I think clown snatch is wanting my johnson.

by urbandiclova October 20, 2010