Difference between Sausage and Hot dog

While hot dogs are considered as a type of sausage, hotdogs are cooked through boiled water and steam. Sausages are cooked on a grill

Difference between sausage and hot dog: The hotdog was soft while the sausage was more crisp.

by logixlanguage October 26, 2017

Polish Sausage that Comes With Its own Drink

How to introduce the concept of ingesting semen to your lover in the form of a joke. Much funnier than the traditional "swallow or spit?"

"Hey, honey. How 'bout a Polish sausage that comes with its own drink?"

by creedmoor May 6, 2006

The ol' spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme

When you trick your partner by using a ramen noodle spice package as a condom but then they give you a blowjob and taste the seasoning. They bite your dick with the intent of revenge but realize that you we're using a sausage casing full of chicken blood as your dick the whole time.

"I gave my girl The ol' spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme and she didn't call the cops on me"
"She's a keeper bro"
"I know I'm thinking of proposing this July"
"Oh no way, congrats bro"
"Thanks, bro"

by SpikingThePuns July 1, 2016

you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan

adj. shit music - the sort of music that you can't understand why millions of people like it when it sounds like it could be made easily in a number of everyday situations (e.g. on the toilet, washing the dishes, gargling toothpaste solution etc.)

a: What did you think of them?
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..

by brendan July 11, 2004

Sausage Beat down

A sausage beat down is when a group of 5 or more erect males, surround one female, and continuously smack the females face with there sausages, until a nose bleed occurs.

Bro nice sausage beat down on Miranda last night.

by Shroom square August 23, 2016

Sausage Scramble

The odd mix of horny dudes and desperate drunk girls looking to hook-up after the bar closes

She went home with him after the usual sausage scramble post-bars

by newtonsApple June 14, 2012

sausage inflator

Same as a penis pump, a gadget that is advertised increase the size of a person's penis.

By using a penis pump, the underendowed celebrity was able to substantially increase the length and girth of his penis. He found that this sausage inflator also intensified his ejaculation and orgasm experiences.

by Zargon4 March 19, 2010