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Person 343: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

by hihihohohohuhuhueheheh January 28, 2024

Robert is a silly guy who looks like a nerd, but isn’t very bright. He wears these cute glasses, and has a geeky personality. He LOVES JJBA more than he loves me. He likes dumb jokes such as chicken butt jokes. My friends hate him, but I still have a soft spot for him. I miss you robert.
by unofficial sophomore March 22, 2025

Person 1: hey you see Robert??
Person 2: yeah? What’s up with him?
Person 1: he is simping for Paul again..
Person 2: Robert x paul for life
Person 2: yeah? What’s up with him?
Person 1: he is simping for Paul again..
Person 2: Robert x paul for life
by Sandra’s lover 😋 September 2, 2022

damnn robert pattinson is so sexy he makes me sweat and cry, he’s fine like glass of wine, so basically robert pattinson in my pants means u want him so baddd and that u want him in ur pants duh and he’s so hot and sexy like i actually can’t even dead with how sexy he is like what the heck BMA
person: who do u want in ur pants
me: robert pattinson duhhhhh
person: ur done get out
me : so it means robert pattinson in my pants
me: robert pattinson duhhhhh
person: ur done get out
me : so it means robert pattinson in my pants
by baddiealert December 30, 2021

by P0tat0 human August 31, 2022

The tallest man on earth that can't walk straight and has a gigantic cock which is bigger than a BBC. Robert gets mad slutty bitches who give him anal.
'Hurry up and get yourself a robert!'
by Jailatte May 4, 2022
