Robert

Robert is a nice caring friend. He is super sweet and would do anything for anyone. He is super smart and will help you with anyone. He would probabaly end up having s girlfriend named Amy, Joanna, or Lily

That guy is so nice!
Must be Robert

by 45678840 January 20, 2019

Robert

A uber coolio walrus

Me: "Do you like Robert?"

by CirleGuy January 26, 2023

Robert

Ugly ass, 6ix9ine looking ass, big nose, ugly face, weird stance, small dick, long arms, small chin, big mouth, smelly hair, ugly voice, nice eyes.

Friend 1: you look like Robert today...
Friend 2: why do you have to be so suss

by BigDaddyDikk January 4, 2019

Kruci Robert

Kruci but with a Robert flavour.
Smells like drugs.

A: Do you use Kruci?
B: Yea, but Kruci Robert!

by DevilMaster18 June 11, 2020

you trace roberts having ass nigga

a fuck nigga who is down for anything; angry barbaric butt sex, goon challenges, super semen time, freaky frank fucking time and gay sex with guacamole nigga penises.

ray:"you trace roberts having ass nigga".
"damn bro my bad im just into everything freaky".
ray:"all good twin love you bro".

by ni double g a June 13, 2025

Baskin Roberts trust fund band

It would be wrong, nay dumbfounded, to accuse Seth MacFarlane of being a really creepy guy. In safer reality, MacFarlane is merely a trust fund band. His entire existence, net worth, power and popularity can be traced entirely to his enormous trust fund that he inherited from his father who was a senior executive at Baskin Roberts. A hard pill to swallow: Seth MacFarlane is a trust fund band. It has been a successful meme since 2011.

Me: Seth MacFarlane? I've heard that he is a proud benefactor of the Baskin Roberts trust fund band!
Other: Cram it, fundie! His shows have been shit ever since I discovered Baskin Roberts.
Me: Well, it's just the facts.

by Baskinbros January 25, 2024

Robert

Roberts are pedo's they will fall in love with any little boy they typically like younger ages and are underaverage in height, and are usually very dumb. Roberts love to stalk people like a creep

U r such a robert

by Creamy_words May 11, 2022