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Peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts

Most white people are crazy and most crazy people are white.
I was visiting my aunt at the insane asylum and noticed peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts.
by Shaggyisreal April 10, 2025
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Peanut Butter Throat Jam

When you're allergic to something, and you get your partner to coat their dick in the trigger, so that you give them the tightest blowjob possible.

Remember to keep your epi-pen close.

See also:
Anaphylactic Blowjob
The Epi-Pen Special
Death Grip Deluxe
Allergy Throatlock
PeaNUTbuster
Person 1: My girlfriend is freaky as fuck - she put peanut butter on my dick and gave me a blowjob
Person 2: Wait isn't she allergic to peanuts?
Person 1: yeah she gave me a Peanut Butter Throat Jam, good thing she had the epi pen ready
by anonymous April 15, 2025
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Peanut butter gutter bitch

A peanut butter gutter bitch is an individual who likes to lick peanut butter out of a gutter cleaners ass hole
Yo lastnight Austin Chambers turned me into a peanut butter gutter bitch
by Gshshshshshdb January 31, 2026
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peanut butter fat cock

when someone smears peanut butter over their or somebody's fat cock
by buttfingernigger February 6, 2026
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Peanut butter jelly

When you stick your thumb in her b hole and the other 4 fingers in the coot.
My girl loves when I give her the peanut butter jelly. No need to remove the crust with this one but remember to lick your fingers when she’s… I mean you’re done.
by Buddha2.99 February 15, 2026
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Peanut Butter Marley

Peanut Butter Marley is a commonly used term to describe a male dog with a learning disorder who is infatuated with consuming peanut butter off his owner.
“Hey Dre! I heard about your new dog. What a absolute Peanut Butter Marley”

“Thanks CJ!”
by belleville February 26, 2026
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peanut butter CPR

peanut butter cpr is something that you can do as a joke on your friends and it is a genuine meme and you can do it at recess.
she said while doing fake CPR " peanut butter CPR
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