Cockodile Fly Trap

While wearing crocodile or alligator skinned pants and while pissing you pulled the zipper up too fast and got your cock stuck inside it also still pissing but now bleeding, too.

I gave myself an incidental "Cockodile fly trap" while taking a leak the other day and it hurt really bad!

by EatItAndLikeIt October 08, 2017

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flying ham samich

this is where you spread your ass cheeks and engulf the face of a sleeping "friend." this action generally occurs when someone is passed out, or asleep and woken up suddenly. waking up suddenly, and engulfing your own face in someone's ass is what gives the "ham samich" the name designation of "flying"

I was asleep and heard a buzzer. I woke up suddeny and planted my face into an open and waiting ass to recieve my very own flying ham samich. thank you.

by el samich dirty May 14, 2011

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fruit fly

an annoying person.(named for an insect that lays It's eggs in fruit)

Leave me alone you little fruit fly.

by Light Joker September 13, 2004

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Reverse Flying Dutchman

A sex maneuver in which the recipient lies on their back in a spread eagle with the intended orifice of penetration facing up. The partner then proceeds to insert and perform a clap push-up with every thrust. Additionally, every thrust is accompanied by a slight 20 degree turn counterclockwise. Any eyepatch is optional.

I engaged in the Reverse Flying Dutchman, ergo, I am the premier sex performer on the planet.

by Mr. Spooty January 25, 2010

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Flying Tea Bag

The act of tea bagging a person while their face remains perpendicular to the floor. The one performing the tea bag must be nude in the lower region, get a running start and fly crotch first at another person's face. The key is good aim along with excellent timing, because it must happen when the victum has their mouth open and is unsuspecting.

While he was sitting on the staircase yawning, I gave him a flying tea bag.

by Renfield Garden Level Class of '09 November 10, 2005

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