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beardo the man

Pronunciation: \ˈbir-(ˌ)dō-thə-man\

Function: noun

A man who is so manly that he can grow a beard anywhere on his body at any moment in time; however, despite being a testosterone factory, he represses any and all urges to demonstrate what he considers to be a “vulgar display of manliness.”
Dude 1: Holy shit, that dude just just grew a beard right in front of my fucking face! He must be beardo the man!

Dude 2: Holy shit is right, dude! But if he were a true beardo the man, he wouldn't have shown off like that.
by beardo the man June 28, 2010
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Poultry Man

Grain....
by Sexy Kendall Jenner December 31, 2019
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man light

A light fixture which is turned on to cast a sufficient amount of light in one's immediate area to emphasize the heterosexual nature of time spent together by two or more males.

Under no circumstances may man lights be a lava lamp, candle(s), or anything which can be considered "mood lighting". Propane lanterns or fires are okay, however.

Typically used when watching TV or during a man date.
Hey dude, turn on a man light or two when you get those beers.
by Chief Cook & Bottle Washer September 19, 2009
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Man Shopping

Going to stores knowing exactly what you are looking for, buying it, and leaving. The exception is with electronics, tools, and sports stores; here meandering is allowed.
Man 1: "Hey, we're gonna go man shopping, wanna come?"
Man 2: "Sure, I need to get a couple shirts."
Man 1: "Great, we'll go to the mall for 15 minutes, pick up our shirts, check out a hardware store for an hour, head over to an electronics store to look around, and finish off by browsing through the sports department."
by soaringeagles December 23, 2010
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man-scraps

Origins: hot men employed in staff canteens/cafes. They often appear outside the kitchen's back door, tempting the passing professional ladies like scraps of food being thrown for the local hungry dogs.

Wider use: general term for any hot men.
"Hey, that man-scrap who likes to stare is back at work today, result!"

On entering bar: "Man-scraps to the left!"
by Joyce the claw April 15, 2010
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evil man

a dishonorable and fully vile being
an evil man is someone who has 0 empathy at all, and is the opposite of a lesser evil or great being
by nonekopopo November 10, 2020
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Bean Man

The almighty god above us. He blesses us with beans every year and in return we pray to him everyday. Bean man hates Lima beans.
Dang i got beans from the all powerful bean man.
by Joebama111 March 18, 2022
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