Nathan

The best friend you could ever ask for he is funny playful and always there when you need him

Hi Nathan tell me a joke
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce
Chicken sees a salad

by Thatkidupstairs October 24, 2019

Nathan

A Nathan is usually a tall, funny person. They get all the girls, but are very “lanky.”

Chad: yo, look at that cool dude
Jack: yeah, he’s a Nathan

by Haywhabbajaoauwbw June 30, 2019

Nathan

The word you use to describe a retarded and dilusional paedophle who enjoys keeping mongolian slave children in his tiny 4 inch basment, or his dick.

I really hope my boyfriend's not a Nathan!

by X2_NathGio_X2 June 2, 2019

Nathan

Sexist vape child

Dude, Nathan is such a sexist vape child

by Seamuslove300 March 5, 2020

Nathan

This guy is so rizy.He is sometimes asian and can pull anybody(even men) with his 10foot dick.He is good at sports, but weak and short.Whenever he plays basketball, his problem is dunking.He looks like mr washy washy from family guy.And lastly he is good at math(no shit)he is also rlly racist

Nathan:hey
Everybody:Can I fuck you?
Nathan:Nah ima do math
Everybody:aww (of course)

by Kanye Glazer March 26, 2025

Nathan Polonski

Fun to poop with
Likes to have sex with Grandmas
He enjoys flabby pussy
and is a sucker for girls with big black cocks (Trannys of course)

Black Woman: Nathan you're so sexy, I want to fuck you with my cock
Nathan: Dear God, PLEASE NO! My dick is rising
Black Woman: Mine too, we can have a sword fight

*woman laughs sexually*
Nathan: MMM baby fuck me good
Black Woman: I will just call me "BIG DADDY"
Grandma: NOOOO GRANDMAAAAA.

NATHAN POLONSKI

by Stalkersssssssssss August 17, 2012

Nathan

real tall guy who does push ups and weight lifting to cope

likes to throw his short fellow peers around

Friend A: "look at that tall guy"
Friend B: "Woah he looks like a Nathan"
Friend A: "You're right"

by Lawd have mercy November 22, 2021