Cotton Ninja

A racial slur for a negro. comes from when a negro disappears like a ninja when cotton is in the need of picking

Where did that Cotton Ninja go? He needs to get to work!

by Spear Chucker #44866 May 14, 2011

Ninja Splatter

1. Diarrhea so bad you can shit through a screen door.
2. When some one pisses you off, and you have ninja training, and that person you are mad at has a screen door on their home...you take your explosive gas/fecal matter and blast it through their screen door; thereby causing the effect of the ninja splatter. This phenomenon occurs mostly in rural areas and trailer parks.

Jimmy cheated on me with my brother, he left his door open, so I hit his screen door with a ninja splatter to let him know I ain't taking it.

by Ninja_Star October 21, 2011

ninja party

A party wherein girls are blindfolded while seating down at chairs; while boys go around in intervals talking to the blind folded girls

Michael kissed all the girls during the ninja party pretending to be the basketball varsity captain, James.

by Jamaal Charles July 6, 2014

ninja-y

The act of acting like a ninja.

So I was talking about sneaking into this house and I realized how ninja-y that sounded.

Yo dude, I was all ninja-y and shit.

by sweetlikesin January 15, 2009

Research Ninja

When you see a hot girl in a YouTube video and you want to know who she is (obviously for research purposes), you ask that in the comment section. Then a Research Ninja volunteers, do his research, risk his life to stalk her on the internet and get you the information you want.

Person 1: Does anyone know the girl at 05:04? For research purposes of course.
Person 2: Her name is XXXX YYYY
Person 1: Thanks Research Ninja! You saved the day.

by totem_pole September 17, 2015

Awkward Ninja

When a person suddenly appears out of nowhere like a ninja and instantly makes you feel uncomfortable, often causing an awkward silence, then disappears just as quickly

First Guy: "Then, Tommy's friend just popped up out of nowhere and started listening to our conversation, no idea how long he was standing there."
Second Guy: "Then he disappeared next time you looked over?"
First Guy:"Yeah, how did you know?"
Second Guy: "He's an Awkward Ninja"

by SuperBambi May 23, 2010

Ninja slap

A slap made with such speed, with so little noise, that the victim is suddenly in pain without knowing what hit them.

Dude, the other day, I totally ninja slapped the local douche bag at my school. He never knew who hit him.

by JaxD. November 16, 2010