The woman at the office (or any work place, really) who can always be relied upon for things your mom would always have or be prepared for, ie; snacks, tampons, bandaid, postage stamps, lunch money, sage advice. Everyone loves the office mom.
Girl co-worker: "Do you have a tampon and any chocolate?"
Girl co-worker:#2: "Sure do- help yourself, third desk drawer."
Girl co-worker: "Thanks, office mom!"
Girl co-worker:#2: "Sure do- help yourself, third desk drawer."
Girl co-worker: "Thanks, office mom!"
by HeroHandy May 4, 2019
Get the Office mom mug.To repeatedly answer something like "your mom" to any question until the person you are answering to is on the floor, screaming out the name of a third-rate comedian sporadically.
Bill: What are you doing?
John: Your mom.
Bill: No seriously?
John: Your mom.
Bill: It's not funny!
John: Your mom is not funny.
Bill: Stop it!
John: That's what your mom said.
Bill: BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOBSAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET!
(Tim walks in)
Tim: What happened?
Bill: Your mom.
Tim: ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER!
PWND!
Bill: I love your momming
John: Your mom.
Bill: No seriously?
John: Your mom.
Bill: It's not funny!
John: Your mom is not funny.
Bill: Stop it!
John: That's what your mom said.
Bill: BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOBSAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET!
(Tim walks in)
Tim: What happened?
Bill: Your mom.
Tim: ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER!
PWND!
Bill: I love your momming
by fort awesome November 14, 2010
Get the your momming mug.A mom that loves the Twilight Saga SO much, she is just as devoted as her kids. She wears T-shirst, has mugs, & memorabilia ALL about Twilight. Loving Twilight so much, it could make you pass out...
"Ugh! My mom is such a Twi- Mom, at the Breaking Dawn Part 2 premiere, she went up to the screen, & started kissing Edward!"
"I wish my mom was a Twi- Mom!"
"I wish my mom was a Twi- Mom!"
by Hippiechic98 January 3, 2013
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An over-the-counter cough suppressant. When taken far above its standard medical dosage, it is a strong dissociative and psychedelic drug, used primarily by teens.
An over-the-counter cough suppressant. When taken far above its standard medical dosage, it is a strong dissociative and psychedelic drug, used primarily by teens.
by Jesse#4 October 20, 2006
Get the Dr. Mom mug.A friend that has a bag or purse filled with everything you might need. Somehow able to fit all of that stuff into their bag and carry it with them everywhere. Need a pencil, they got you. Snacks or juice, gotchu fam. Condom? Say no more.
"Why is your backpack so huge?"
"It's my mom bag."
"Oh, in that case can I get a juice pouch?"
"I gotchu fam."
"It's my mom bag."
"Oh, in that case can I get a juice pouch?"
"I gotchu fam."
by CandySoupKitchen January 24, 2017
Get the Mom Bag mug.This is that thing of when it's been cold, close-toed shoes weather and you're a mom who is very busy caring and providing for your children and you'be fully neglected to care for your feet and now they look like they belong to a monster. A momster. Momster feet.
by Embirdges August 23, 2016
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