by Nibbatron March 21, 2019
Get the Kayden’s mom mug.The woman at the office (or any work place, really) who can always be relied upon for things your mom would always have or be prepared for, ie; snacks, tampons, bandaid, postage stamps, lunch money, sage advice. Everyone loves the office mom.
Girl co-worker: "Do you have a tampon and any chocolate?"
Girl co-worker:#2: "Sure do- help yourself, third desk drawer."
Girl co-worker: "Thanks, office mom!"
Girl co-worker:#2: "Sure do- help yourself, third desk drawer."
Girl co-worker: "Thanks, office mom!"
by HeroHandy May 4, 2019
Get the Office mom mug.by The fuck you looking at? May 15, 2019
Get the Your Mom mug.One of the most basic varieties of white mom. The avocado mom names her kids something "unique" like Charisma or Braxton (but calls a black woman who does the same "ghetto") and thinks applesauce is too spicy; her favorite hobbies include making dream boards and meeting for brunch with her "girlfriends" (all platonic, this woman is homophobic) to gossip about the new jeggings Target just got in stock as she steers the conversation toward her kids, so she can brag about how her four year old son Rhombus is a ladies' man because he high fived a girl at preschool.
Not to be confused with a crunchy mom, the avocado mom is a woman whose favorite pastimes include watching HGTV to find DIY projects and picking Facebook fights with people about breastfeeding and why Planned Parenthood is bad because she was in a comfortable financial position when she gave birth. She's a fan of the Maury Show, as she enjoys watching the less fortunate fight like a modern-era gladiator battle. As she is very unlikely to discipline her kids, the avocado mom is the bane of cashiers and other customers alike. Likely has a wooden sign in her home that reads "Live Laugh Love", or at least has the instructions to make one on her Pinterest board.
The only way to actively destroy her is to destroy her $50 Lululemon sports bra. This will tear her soul into the Uggs pits she came from. Otherwise, the avocado mom is invincible until she ends her own social life by selling It Works!
Not to be confused with a crunchy mom, the avocado mom is a woman whose favorite pastimes include watching HGTV to find DIY projects and picking Facebook fights with people about breastfeeding and why Planned Parenthood is bad because she was in a comfortable financial position when she gave birth. She's a fan of the Maury Show, as she enjoys watching the less fortunate fight like a modern-era gladiator battle. As she is very unlikely to discipline her kids, the avocado mom is the bane of cashiers and other customers alike. Likely has a wooden sign in her home that reads "Live Laugh Love", or at least has the instructions to make one on her Pinterest board.
The only way to actively destroy her is to destroy her $50 Lululemon sports bra. This will tear her soul into the Uggs pits she came from. Otherwise, the avocado mom is invincible until she ends her own social life by selling It Works!
"Have you heard from Rachel since high school?"
"Nah man, I had to delete her on Facebook for being an avocado mom. I can only take so many Tasty Network videos, my dude."
"Nah man, I had to delete her on Facebook for being an avocado mom. I can only take so many Tasty Network videos, my dude."
by supersnart February 28, 2017
Get the avocado mom mug.A Mother who is not present in her children's lives but acts like she is.
A mom who physically can be present but doesn't parent or care for her children.
A mom who physically can be present but doesn't parent or care for her children.
Joan says her mom is a ghost mom because she's never around to support her or care for her so they call her by her first name instead of mom.
by McEEK May 14, 2016
Get the ghost mom mug.This is that thing of when it's been cold, close-toed shoes weather and you're a mom who is very busy caring and providing for your children and you'be fully neglected to care for your feet and now they look like they belong to a monster. A momster. Momster feet.
by Embirdges August 23, 2016
Get the mom feet mug.A friend that has a bag or purse filled with everything you might need. Somehow able to fit all of that stuff into their bag and carry it with them everywhere. Need a pencil, they got you. Snacks or juice, gotchu fam. Condom? Say no more.
"Why is your backpack so huge?"
"It's my mom bag."
"Oh, in that case can I get a juice pouch?"
"I gotchu fam."
"It's my mom bag."
"Oh, in that case can I get a juice pouch?"
"I gotchu fam."
by CandySoupKitchen January 24, 2017
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