microfibrophia

The fear of or anything relating to microfiber clothes, such as the feel, look, or style.

Friend 1: Dude what happened? You look rather distraught!

Friend 2: I thought that towel was regular cloth. I picked it up, and it was made of MICROFIBER!

Friend 1: I'm sorry to hear that. I didn't know you had microfibrophia.

by juan_with_an_umlaut September 29, 2009

Microfart

An inaudible flatulence excreted in small volume, most commonly by house cats, that smell worse than your grandmother's leftover meatloaf milkshake surprise... the next day.

And so there I was right, just minding my own business on the couch and my cat comes over to get pet and microfarts on me. I'm all 'are you serious?' my mouth was open and everythiiiiiing. Would you happen to know what PETA's regulation is on extorting cats into Chinese slave labor?

by Smith & Feldman February 20, 2011

michael shane

one hot ass mother fucker that know how to dick you down ;) but you he's also someone you can spill your heart out to. He will always have your back.

every girl needs a michael shane

by mikelleee November 10, 2017

Micycle

The long version of the name "Mike", according to tumblr user "loldodgers".

Ben: "I hate how everyone thinks my full name is Benjamin ! It's Bennis!"
Mike: "I know, right? It's not Michael, it's Micycle. Get it right!"

by presidentialpresident December 15, 2017

Michaela

Michaela is the name of a confused girl. She usually doesn’t know what the hell shes doing but it all adds up near the end. She doesn’t like talking to new people but she always sticks with her best friends. She spends most of her time in her room either drawing, playing music, or watching YouTube/Netflix. She isn’t a fan of calling or texting people unless she knows them well. She loves sleeping and animals very much. She utterly hates school and hope it can go away. Michaela might seem mysterious at first but when you get to know her she is Humorous and can make you laugh whenever. Michaela loves her friends and family is she knows she is lucky to have such a great life.

Wow Michaela has been sleeping for a very long time. Do think she’s dead?

by 🥀 R_0_S_E 🥀 December 22, 2018

Father Michael Mcgivney Catholic Academy

Where every shordy is covered, and every mandem is wasting his sweetness. Ball kicks with jeans is habit, and the principle is a joke. The 129 at 2:45 is neva a motive, and the gas station only lows two mandems in. Everyother man in the school cuts hair.

Person 1: Good Morning staff & students of Father Michael McGivney Catholic Academy

Whole Class: ( trying not to laugh )

by swaggggyyyyy January 13, 2019

What are you micing?

A really hip, slang way to say what's up man? Applicable in any situation; to ask what are you doing? how are you doing? what would you like to do? what are you planning on doing? or just a general 'how's life?'

American in origin but became popular in the UK.

Derived from adjective "mousey," a similar word with multiple meanings including icky, lame, suspect and/or grayish brown.

Hey Saracen, what are you micing?

by Lord Lambert July 2, 2009