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pop the merkin

Colloquial turn of phrase coined and popularized by comedic podcasting personality, Adam Carolla as an exclamation of demand for one to provide “proof of goods” in regards to a clean bill of sale for safe intercourse, synonymous with the phrase “pop the hood”. Historically, sex workers would shave their pubic region for health reasons and apply a faux pubic wig known as a merkin, to conceal visible symptoms of communicable diseases such as crabs or syphilis. As such, the term is slightly insulting as it insinuates the recipient is not trustworthy or above board to be free of sexually transmitted diseases.
“Pop the merkin baby, let me have a look under the hood! Im not saying you’re diseased, but I’m not saying you’re not diseased.”
by sammietwoton January 19, 2021
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A holy saying originating in mid-late 1700s during the American Revolution, George Washington famously said to Alexander Hamilton “I’m making fucking Mac N Cheese Alex now stop rapping”. The Rouxls Kaard has been dubbed the Lord of Mac N Cheese ever since his debut as a Mac N Cheese Krafter in the late 1990s.
Person of high power: I’M MAKING FUCKING MAC N CHEESE, AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!
Subject: Ok sire, continue with the Krafting
by Nagitoe January 31, 2021
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Buy a merkin

Another word play this time on the slogan ". Buy . American". In this case it means buy a pussy wig.
Alicia: Jake why did I have my curly ques lasered off when the natural look is coming back in down there? What do I do now? Jake: I dunno! Buy a merkin
by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021
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Nobody: The Real Meaning

A nobody can simply be defined as Tobias, a medevial physician who stole an adopted-royal's girl. He was so salty, that he called him a nobody.
Person A: You're a nobody
Person B: I'm a Tobias :(
Person A: Nobody: The Real Meaning
by Honeydew.com June 28, 2021
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National Love-Making Day

National Love-Making Day is celebrated after National Love Day or July-9. National Love-Making Day means that you can have sex or make love with your significant other.
Person-1 - "It's National Love-Making day, you know what that means!"
Person-2 - "owo"
by hrony July 7, 2021
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banned for making this

Can I get banned for typing random s#*$/t?
Are you gonna get banned for making this?”
I don’t know.
by I Am The Meaning Of Life November 8, 2021
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Lhoutty (name meaning)

Bro if by any chances you got the same as me just know that you are blessed and unique.

Straight outta G
by Loutch November 22, 2021
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