Matt banderia

An absolute mockery of a male, long haired, has been rumoured to sleep with his Aunty Gai Waterhouse, base tan of a bondi solarium addict

Matt banderia, loves will penisini or should we say villami

by The Bondi Twitter tipster September 27, 2022

Matt Briede

A gay person who is a petty bitch and needs to get a grip of life.

Matt Bredie: I watch gossip girls and riverdale

Everyone else: stop being gay Matt Briede

by The Indicator 6969 May 11, 2018

Matt

People with the name Matt have the most voluptuous dicks and will 10000% rip your pussy in two. They get all the females. People call him, 'Mrs. Steal yo girl'. This hotty will show up outa no where and steal yo bitch.

Matt is so fucking sexy in bed, he made me squirt all over.

by Johnisgay101 March 6, 2022

Matt

okk so, Matt.
He’s a character from the show, Eddsworld.
He is OBSESSED WITH HIS F A C E
Yeah-
(people ship him with a dead person named edd, the creator of eddsworld
they are friends, dont you dare-)
Oh also he got hit by Tord in the end part 2 because he wanted to press a button.
Poor matt.
And also rip his eyes from seeing the horrible fanfic in Fan Service 2.
That was a unholy fanfic-

basically like this,
I like Matt. He’s very obsessed with his face
People ship him with a dead person.

by melzy1 June 23, 2021

Matt

People who think milkshake is the name of Shakespeare.

'Matt: what's his name? milkshake?'
'Tony: Do you mean Shakespeare?'
'Matt: wow omg!! how'd you know?'
'Tony: I watch Josh otunsoya *evil laugh*'

by Tony at the funky January 18, 2022

Matt Appreciation Day

National Nice to Matt day. Must be kind no mean jokes.

Hey don’t forget to compliment Matt tomorrow, it’s Matt Appreciation Day

by IComp x Hotdog October 25, 2022

Matt

Matt is a popular loner. Matt has big blue eyes, brown hair, and an awkward smile. Matt is a sweet guy, but when around his popular friends, he is influenced easily. Be careful when befriending a Matt because you will never know what he will be like that day. Matt is a sensitive guy and does not like confrontation. Do not ask him who he likes because this will enrage him, and he will enviably start circling you with his friends and unfollow you on Instagram. However, if you do not upset him, he is a fun person to be around.

Girl "Did you know that Matt likes Maddie?"
Matt "What!? No I don't."

by klasjdkuwaefjawnf October 15, 2020