My dad

Some creepy nonce case that I don't give two shits about. I wish he would get run over by his own crusty ass car.
His creps are absolutely DISTGUSTING!!!

My dad is a waste man who walked of my life many moons ago...

by InstantFreak December 10, 2018

My Tricked

Meeting a hot chick/dude on MySpace and meeting up with them in real life finding out they look nothing like their pictures. If anything...worse.

Steve: Man, what an awkward weekend.

Phil: How?

Steve: I met up with this girl from MySpace thinking she was gonna be a total babe.

Phil: Well?

Steve: She wasn't...I got My Tricked

by EndlesslyMarcus May 18, 2009

my guts

Used in reference to a younger family member or child you may have helped raise, who exhibits qualities or behavior that replicates your own.

Originates in Southern Maryland, popularized in modern country culture resurgence.

Other family member: Riley is so wild, always getting hurt, and running around like a crazy fool.

Me: You got that right; he's my guts.

by lafemmeflora June 3, 2014

in my name

used when one is absent from a gathering

if you know you're going to be M.I.A. in advance (due to work, etc.), the term can be used so that people think positively of you in spite of your absence

Yo, you going out tonight?
I'm not, do a sake bomb in my name.

by ClearCritic September 5, 2010

On my line

When someone is harassing you profusely without relent.

I gotta pay Roger back ASAP. He's been on my line tough for that $40 bucks he loaned me last week.

by Phreshside November 4, 2016

my-dicktionary

A conscious neglection of a generally agreed spelling and/or grammar convention.

His paper on modern spelling and grammar was a total my-dicktionary.

by Sido Lanters November 21, 2009

My Space

1.A way of getting rapped, Kidnapped, and molested.

2.Rape

Example 1:
Mom: Where did Jenifer go?
Daughter: She made a My Space page .
Mom: Oh.
Example 2:

The girl was MySpaced yesterday at the mall.

by user_namer July 8, 2011