Lesbian Death Bed

Lesbian death bed is a phenomenon where lesbian couples transition from having daily sex early in their relationship, to having much less frequent sex after they marry.

Carter was surprised to learn that Jennifer and her wife were only having sex once or twice a month, despite being in an otherwise loving and committed marriage. But Jennifer pointed out that the lesbian death bed was pretty normal and nothing to worry about.

by flip-flopper August 8, 2021

Penis van Lesbian

Penis van Lesbian was the birth name of "Dick van Dyke". The actor was forced to change his name by his Hollywood agent. He was upset because the van Lesbians were an old Dutch family. His co-star Mary Tyler Moore supposedly called him this.

Penis van Lesbian sez: That young guy is hot. I want to have a lesbian relationship with him.

by ahsay November 1, 2018

Lesbian Fish Fry

The act of grinding female genitalia together for pleasure.

"Cheryl Lau enjoys lesbian fish fry"

by Funnyman212 April 24, 2009

blind lesbian in a fishmongers

to sweat profusely. See also "jew in a bank"

And so on the seventh day the Lord rested. All the hard work He had done had left Him sweating like a blind lesbian in a fishmongers - Genesis somewhere( The Bible)

by mad dog February 25, 2004

Lesbian Cat Fucker

A lesbian who fucks cats or a woman who fucks lesbian cats

Telling your girlfriend after she cheats on you, you lesbian cat fucker, you ruined my life

by caitlynbree June 16, 2010

Lumberjack Lesbian

Typically a monstrous dyke, that's so repugnant they "kill wood"

As the lumberjack lesbian entered the room, it reminded Jack of the cave troll scene in Fellowship Of The Ring

by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020

Stud Lesbian

A feminine man or a metro-sexual man. For example a man that waxes his eyebrows, and has manicured nails (possibly with nail polish). It can also refer to a masculine female. This does not refer to one's sexual preference.

The singer Prince, is a sexy Stud Lesbian.

by Yo-Gurt June 4, 2016