Emily Johnson

A very perfect girl who is kinda dumb but wifey type

Emily Johnson candice this candice that

by but Candice Be us March 2, 2022

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Tiny Johnson

A small penis

I think that guy's poor attitude is linked to having a tiny Johnson

by DutchRub September 27, 2025

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Muddy Johnson

When you get shit-dicked with pungent diarrhea. The kind that stings the nose and causes the eyes to water.

"I was on a Tinder date the other day and it went horrible. We had lunch at Taco Bell and she ended up giving me a Muddy Johnson later that night."

by Fructussy October 17, 2025

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Paul Johnson

A guy that you meet and think the world of. Later find out he thinks he all that and all woman want him. He is loving, romantic with a big package but has a big head about it.

Hey I was with a Paul Johnson last night and he rocked my world.

by Shortyskull October 21, 2025

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FIRST SPIN JOHNSON

(noun / verb — peak internet slang)

Definition:
When someone absolutely cooks on their very first try, pulling off a win so stupidly lucky that everyone around them questions reality. A First Spin Johnson is the kind of beginner’s luck that feels like cheating — zero skill, zero experience, maximum disrespect to everyone who actually tries.

Vibe Check:
✨ First attempt
💥 Instant W
🤡 Victim of success (thinks they’re him now)

• “He full ported his Solana into his first meme coin and caught a ripper. First Spin Johnson behavior.”
• “First spin on the slot and you smack the bonus. Certified First Spin Johnson moment.”
• “Buddy tried sports betting for the first time and hit a 7-leg parlay like it was scripted. Absolute First Spin Johnson chaos.”

by First Spin Johnson December 1, 2025

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