Jizz box

Small box typically cardboard filled with spunk and is then ingested by your other half typically with cheerios

love, im feeling funky can we do a jizz box tonight

by marckowski January 6, 2023

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Jizz

(1). <n> Slang for semen.
(2). <v> Slang for the action of ejaculation.

(1). After we had sex, I had to clean up all the jizz on my bedsheets.
(2). I masturbated a bit too hard and jizzed.

by Miles4Daze March 4, 2023

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jizz string

1. A male who is considered to be a complete loser.

Wow that guy listens to Chumbawumba... What a jizz string!

by SgtKracka April 1, 2015

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Jizz-O

When you and your buddy’s Jizz in a bowl and mix with gelatin to share for dessert.

Hey, we’re running out of Jizz-O! Are you guys free tonight?

Can you stop eating acidic foods? It throws off the taste of our Jizz-O!!

by AnneJohnson November 6, 2025

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jizzing to gozongas

When a man starts jizzing uncontrollably, unintentionally, and not under his will, automatically at the sight of seeing beautiful gozongas.

Person 1: Whats wrong.

Person 2: Yo, I was jizzing to gozongas.

Person 1: What?
Person 2: I just started jizzing in my pants when I saw her gozongas.

by MST3K I like November 28, 2020

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+ non alcoholic drink mixed from human sperm(jizz) and tonic
(usually used as a substitute for dopping for athletes)

+ non alcoholic shot mixed from any sperm + tonic, usually drunk like a tequilla shot by whores/sluts/cheap prostitues/expensive prostitutes/hoes/ and other kind of bitches

(sometimes executed in pure form: squirting sperm in the whore's face and at the same time pouring it with tonic)

dave: hoe, give me now $47 for this blowjob and i wont charge u for this jizz&tonic

by youtube.com/youpussyclownprods May 11, 2011

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