Whizzin' the Jizz 

Simply put, it means masturbating

'Is someone in the bathroom?'
'Yeah, Gordon's in there whizzin' the jizz'

Whizzin' the Jizz by Merryweather April 21, 2006

Bloody Jizz Pie

It's a pie full of Jizz and Blood. Mixed Together

1. Instead of throwing a pie full of apples at someone's face, it's full of Blood and Jizz.
2. Thanksgiving Pumpkin Pie REPLACED with a family's blood and jizz
3. Bloody Jizz Pie

Bloody Jizz Pie by Zak Reynolds October 20, 2008

Swizz Jizz

when you and another person simultaneously ejaculate

"After watching that video, me and pam swizz jizzed all over the place."

Swizz Jizz by 0maro August 1, 2012

post jizz whiz 

Urination following masturbation in which it feels as if you're ejaculating a second time.

Right after I came I hopped out of bed for the much anticipated post jizz whiz.

post jizz whiz by WetWilly4 September 11, 2011

Spirit Jizz 

The act of Jizzing while your a spirit. The jizz has the same properties as a spirit does.

Woot spirit jizzed on another Bitch!

Spirit Jizz by dickganker97 March 2, 2010

pee jizz 

when you bust a nut but the majority of it is urnie.

I'm about to bust a nut! Aww, its just pee jizz

pee jizz by pokemonmastermike October 18, 2010

cosmic jizz 

The junk you find primarily on used video game controlers found at yard sales and flea markets

I got a sweet deal on an old nintendo. But it's totally covered in cosmic jizz

cosmic jizz by zaksquatch July 22, 2011