Statin Island Trash

A classic New York whore. Skilled in everything sexual.

Jim: I don't go for statin island trash
Tim:your fucking retarted

by Mister732 November 25, 2011

jr islanders

A shit but ok travel hockey team that is better than the Jr rangers

Kid: gonna try out for the Jr Islanders
Friend: oh have fun getting your ass kicked

by ICrackPussy12 September 3, 2021

Long Island

Long Island is an overpriced overtaxed ghetto, crime is a constant fact of life no matter how high you build your walls but don’t worry getting a pistol permit only takes 2.5 years. The official past times of Long Island are drunk driving, shopping, sitting in traffic, eating shitty bagels, and returning cans to for money to buy bagels. If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself here leave immediately before your wheels get jacked, but don’t go to fast or you’ll have 43 tickets in the mail from all of the cameras.

Me: I have to bring all this trash to Long Island.
Friend: you mean the dump?

Me: same thing

by PastorRR March 19, 2020

Alcatraz Island Iced Tea

Just take whatever is in your liquor cabinet and make a drink out of all everything and top it with coke.

“I only had a shot left in each bottle so I said fuck it and made an Alcatraz Island Iced Tea.”

by Alcatraz Alcoholic December 7, 2018

Island elder

(Ey-land ell-der)
Island elder is another word for a jerk/bully

Person 1: That guy is an Island elder
Person 2: Uh oh I hope he doesn’t notice us

by Bartwilleatbadorkbee August 18, 2022

Coney Island steamer

Where a guy defecates on a hotdog and pleasures a girl with it.

Chad: I gave my girl a Coney Island steamer last night

Mike: Seek Christ

by Gameboss49 November 25, 2024

mcdonald island

that one icy wasteland that mcdonalds owns or something

Hey, have you ever been to mcdonald island

by TastyLemonCake June 26, 2023