If I could I would

If I could fuck I would fuck

I told Ashley the other day on snap If I could I would

by Happyfingers123 November 1, 2021

I seen that

A phrase usually coming from someone who witness a person, or a friend, trip and fall and then get up like nothing happened.

Person A: *Trips over his/her own feet, then gets up like no one saw it"

Person B: "I SEEN THAT!"

by KidGregory09 November 19, 2009

I-word

A highly offensive word that might get you into prison for 6 years.

He was tortured for eight years for saying the I-word.

by XgamerzTR June 2, 2018

I mean

When someone says “I mean” it most likely means yes especially when the girls name is Ava.

I mean.

by Chickenbob333 April 17, 2021

i-waiting

2- People that wait in line for new Apple technology.

2 - description of all the people that have ordered the new i-phone 3g from AT&T and are still waiting for delivery.

I have been i-waiting for my new 3G phone for over a week now.

by 3rd & Long August 14, 2008

I Iced That

When you cum on a girls stomach and tell your boys that you iced her

I iced my girl last night!!!

by Wildchild February 20, 2005

Do as I say, not as I do

A teacher or superior directing a student or subordinate not to follow a bad example they give, but to stick to the rules. Often used to imply hypocrisy, but could also have legitimate reasons.

Do as I say, not as I do, the congregation murmured, when the pastor preached decency after half the village had observed him getting overly friendly with the innkeeper's wife.

Do as I say, not as I do, said the old sailor to the boy, letting go with both hands of the yardarm, instructing the younger to always hold fast.

by toomuchBS July 7, 2020