I'm happy to be here

1. To have drunk 2 - 3 standard drinks; to be still completely functional; to be still capable of driving home.
2. To settle into the party atmosphere

Dude: Hey man, want a lift home?
Man: Are you sure? Your drinking tonight dude! *Points to beer*
Dude: Reeelaaax, I'm (just) happy to be here. I'll be fine by the end of the night.

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

Happy Snap

The art of taking a photograph of somebody, often a complete stranger, without their permission - preferably when that person is engaging in peculiar or unsavoury behaviour.

A derivative of the term happy slap

I just happy snapped The Queen taking a crap.

by chris_armo November 10, 2006

happybuddha

Happy buddha depicts a person, often an IT manager, who always smiles and laughs regardles of the severity of the situation in the company he's working for.

Roy, you are a real HappyBuddha!

by Happy Buddha April 20, 2004

happydevilfish

feared by fish, females dig him

"I wish I was blessed like happydevilfish."

by Carl Jenkins February 10, 2005

happy handerson

a celebratory handjob from your spouse as a reward for an expensive gift.

man! the other night helen gave me a happy handerson for those new earings i bought her, and for once didn't complain about me cumming on her hand

by Doug W. February 11, 2008

happy slag

The practice by which, after a split with one's girlfriend, one sends intimate videos captured on a video 'phone, to every one knows and/or meets. They then carry on the chain, sending it to random punters in restaurants/pubs/airports etc by Bluetooth.

'Ere John, come and see this Terry's brother in law's cousin's gone and happy slagged his ex, everyone down the Feathers has seen it...

by Al... February 25, 2008

Happy Handshake

HandJob. Manual Stimulation by someone other than youself.

I know we can't have sex this week. How about a happy handshake?

by Mxpxpunkohio February 13, 2009